Appalachian Rutabaga

21 year old weed baby. Agrarian in the Appalachian Mnts. Coneseur of cats and butts.

[nojillnolife]

[stream]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[eroscestlavie]

the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

[papayajuan2019]

i’d love to bleed like a tea bag everytime i dipped into a body of water

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[turnipfritters]

[alameerw-deactivated20230409]

Don’t kill em with kindness. kill em with blindness. act like you don’t even see a mf.

[catchymemes]

[toastoat]

I feel like a Nasty boy today...

I feel like a absolutely horrid boy and I’m coming to cause trouble

[toastoat]

this is really how i feel today.

[femalestothefront-deactivated20]

[femalestothefront-deactivated20]

finally

[arabstreet]

I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

[toastbutteregg]

if i cant unsee this

so cant you

[mickeyandscroogefangirl]

Reblogging so I don’t have to suffer alone

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[vonter-voman]

Lynda Carter, 1978

[gehirnschaeden]

[theawesomeadventurer]

beanie babies said trans rights‼️

[shittycryptids]

A roomba that expels filth instead of cleaning it.

[reactionfaces]