Fuck It

Jesse

[katlovesshrimps]

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

[twincanine]

[katlovesshrimps]

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

[tvarchive]

4K CELEBRATION: FAVOURITE SHOWS THAT DESERVED BETTER ↳ The Get Down • Kareena ( @highwarlockkareena) The young people aren't the problem. We're the solution.

[snakes-of-the-undercity]

Not to be repetitive but genuinely sex positivity and sexual liberation only work if everyone realizes that sex isn’t that much of a fucking deal. It is not the be all end all of anything. It isn’t the crux of every coming of age story or the pinnacle of every relationship. It’s literally just a thing some folks do.

Obviously some folks will put significance on their own, personal experiences, or consider it to be like the highest form of intimacy/romance/etc, but also some folks think cooking together is the height of intimacy/romance/connection, some people put that insane amount of significance onto Hollidays or wacky traditions.

Nobody should be pressured to have/not have sex, nobody should be expected to put significant meaning on sex, the only sex folks should be worried about is their own (if they choose to have it) and if someone’s in a legitimate dangerous situation.

TLDR: sex can personally be a big deal for someone, but collectively everyone needs to stop giving a fuck because folks deciding to smoosh booties or deciding not to do that really is not that big a deal and literally doesn’t affect the general population in any meaningful way.

[sceptixfakemon]

tknight tummy tuesday

[homunculus-argument]

Just once I think it would be cool to get wrangled like a fully uncooperative farm animal just to see what it's like. Not for sex reasons, I just feel like it would feel awesome to get to just throw my whole weight around fipping and kicking the best I can while four people are trying to physically restrain me while doing their best to avoid me or themselves getting injured.

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[profmeowmers]

how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[venonomnomicon]

red mackerel dracula with fangs for sucking a blood

[rainboconversation]

[classicalcanvas]

Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette (1886) by Vincent van Gogh

[oneheadtoanother]

[lakevida]

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

[quo-usque-tandem]

Dancing Skeletons by Kawanabe Kyosai

[the-quasar-hero]

We need to seriously consider killing the people that are responsible for the ridiculous hurdles of the job application process. While I don’t love résumés, I can see what use they have. They list the relevant skills and job history you have pertinent to the job you’re applying for. That’s reasonable. Why on God’s good green Earth did we, as a society, accept cover letters as a thing? “Write some fanfic about what you’ll do on that thang if we hire you. Tell us you’ll bounce on it, that you’ll spin and do tricks on it, we wanna read that shit.” How about I stab you with a trident? Hmm, did you consider that? We gotta do cover letters for entry level jobs? “Do this personality test and we’ll see if you’re compatible for the job.” Is this speed dating? Are we about to get married? “Make an account with us, then you can apply for a job.” How about I tie you to five different angry horses? How does that sound?

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

I love everything about this. 

[starlitmyre]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Armen Zakharov

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess