Insurance Delenda Est

Naomi, 30s, She/Her. Dorkbattler, (legal) drug dealer, unrepentant nerd. Will cry about Black Sails, KSBD, LotR and The Silmarillion at the drop of a hat.

[demilypyro]

[ouroborosorder]

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

[ouroborosorder]

I knew this post sucks hard ass. I knew when I posted it. so why does this still hurt

[rabbitkinglune777]

by all means necessary.

[rabbitkinglune777]

also another meaning for this art: as a black person especially, I won't let anyone tell me to my face that we need to handle things "peacefully" we got our rights in the first place by physically fighting for it. I hope every other minority understands.

[rabbitkinglune777]

I wanna let you know I hesitated to criticize white libs but honestly this is my rent lowering gunshots for cowards.

[glitter-soda]

What I picture when I hear “20 year old games”

vs

Games that are actually going to be 20 years old in 2026

[glitter-soda]

Just to make y’all feel even more old, here are some games that are going to be 10 years old in 2026:

[virtualgirladvance]

[maxleggy]

my super power is that i can make several people reblog a picture of a maned wolf, look:

[himikochan]

normalizing masking in public again

[festeredhearts]

If I become soil would you become dirt? and could we lock hands while we marry to the earth

[charoitenigma]

no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[jmtorres]

(I uploaded this clip to share with a fellow brennan lee mulligan fan, i remain delighted it's so easy to capture clip from dropout to show ppl)

[demilypyro]

gonna go squat on my own personal five square feet of street and if anyone gets close I'll glare at em girl style

[demilypyro]

catgirls are approaching me

[demilypyro]

they are rubbing their heads on my leg and I will reluctantly pet them and smile so the audience knows that despite my rough exterior I have a kind heart

[demilypyro]

tch..... little cutie....

[dragongirlbunny]

i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

[crypt1dglyph5]

Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon

[crypt1dglyph5]

All the people saying they’re getting inspired to write something from this, SEND THEM TO ME NEEOOWWWW you’re required to by law

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[creamsicle-art]

me when therse apple slices at the function