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[000momo000]

“WHATEVER IT TAKES”

-avengers endgame

[poochcrew]

Archie noodle the goldendoodle

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[hogwartscastle]

Happy Birthday, Neville Longbottom! 🎉

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[thewolfgodsblog]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[marveladdicts]

#protect groot at all costs

[flawlessgentlemen]

Chris Hemsworth photographed by Frederic Auerbach for Hugo Boss (2019)

[permets-tu-not-permettez-vous]

Enjolras: Don’t say a word.

Grantaire: Fergalicious.

Enjolras: I said don’t say a word!

Grantaire: Oh so two weeks ago in Scrabble it’s not a word but now when it’s convenient for you it is.

[boopliette]

hello have some merms

[flurgburgler]

-shows up late to barricade day with the world’s roughest sketch- 

[roughhewnnoodles]

My boyfriend got me this purse for our anniversary!! https://www.instagram.com/p/ByyNRVpnkyi/?igshid=86q39zod56oq

[thecrozet-deactivated20201210]

[kalevit-deactivated20230107-dea]

[emptyjunior]

okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy” 

BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake

[centrestagereviews]

Track of the Week: Stars - Michael Ball

Track of the Week: Stars – Michael Ball

I’m sure you’ve heard by now but Michael Ball will be returning to Les Miserables this summer where he will perform as Javert in the brand-new concert production which will be staged at the Gielgud Theatre this summer.

I was lucky enough to see Michael on tour a few weeks ago where he performed his rendition of this beautiful song.…

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[poochcrew]

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[breakingmeows]

“Oliver (orange) and Isabelle (black)” @silencethewolf22 cuties!

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