These are the things

Not things lost in the fire...just things I like

[kayleana-deactivated20200828]

I am not

[cry-in-the-shower]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where’s my present?!

[khe1]

i am a sexy vampire but my wife is an even sexier werewolf

[khe1]

[spubwub]

the part two that we deserve

[incorrect-dragonlance]

Raistlin: I learned some very valuable lessons from this war

Tanis: I'm assuming they're all terrible distortions of the lessons you should've learned

Raistlin: Time isn't real and I should kill God

[everythingfox]

We need to protect him

[badjokesbyjeff]

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof

[first-lady-of-infinity-deactiva]

I had to stop, look up from my phone, and take a deep breath before reblogging.

[anonmemety]

Ok you’re free to go this time Jeff… this time

[nozomifuuto]

花組公演 『マスカレード・ホテル』画像up!

[jacegem]

Two days worth of work aaaannnddd this happened.

[everythingfox]

Mr. Pokee

[pawprint-kitty]

[everythingfox]

Oh no

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[knucklesandgyros]

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[lostsometime]

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

[everythingfox]

Suki Cat

[passive-aggressive-smiley-f-blog]

Asakusa Koi Pond, Tokyo

[ruinedchildhood]

[aceofwonders]

[eponymous-rose]

[id: a tweet by cranesofibycus: “best ever sequence of dice rolls goes to lionel 20 - lionel 20 - grog 1 - grog 1. travis looked like he was about to flip every single table in that goddamn studio.” end id]

Minimal context: Grog was feeling really left out and replaced by Lionel, and half this fight was the gang trying to set Grog up to look really impressive so he’d feel better. It… doesn’t quite work.

[everythingfox]

Look at this fluffy cow