Roxie Vickry

Roxie | 20 | Stuck In California, soon you'll see my name in lights on Broadway. Until then, yeah, I'm in Hava Hills, surrounded by uncultured idiots. Nice to meet you, too.

[sailor-reynolds]

I’m a second semester senior getting assigned homework still. Like…do they think people are actually going to do it?

[roxievickry]

Ah, homework. Definitely don't miss that.

[captain--flint]

She’s… just… a cunt. Y’know? She’s just hopeless and I’m sick of being in her path when she finally explodes. 

[roxievickry]

And that's why God gave us retirement homes to stick our shitty parents in.

[captain--flint]

Starting to think I can live with the guilt of my mother being homeless…

[roxievickry]

Harsh. I'd totally be judging if I didn't feel the same way about my deadbeat mom.

[dad-i-am-not-like-you]

[roxievickry]

Nice Cancer Stick.

[kels-the-traveling-penguin-blog]

These bills will kill me

[kels-the-traveling-penguin-blog]

Oh hello Roxie.

[roxievickry]

Kelsie the Queer. Thought you'd skipped town a few months ago.

[kels-the-traveling-penguin-blog]

These bills will kill me

[roxievickry]

Let's hope.

[sylviarosario]

Which is faster, hot or cold?

[roxievickry]

What drugs are you on?

[swanqueenodette]

Can I be done with these silly teen pageants and be Miss America already?

[swanqueenodette]

It’s all so repetitive. It’s like we are stuck in the same place. I just want to finish high school so I can move to LA and try and dance and do proper pageants and not compete for stupid shit with toddlers.

[roxievickry]

Exactly. I just need cash to get to New York City already, but my asshole dad is keeping me hostage here.

[swanqueenodette]

Can I be done with these silly teen pageants and be Miss America already?

[roxievickry]

If only life worked that way. I'm sick of doing Grease every three days because theaters can't be more original.

[roxievickry]

both

Great. What am I supposed to say? They're family. They're the only people I can stand in this goddamn town.

I guess I'm just a lot closer to Nita. It might be because Kari had her own life away from us, and Nita and I have been stuck together since she was born. 

[roxievickry]

thoughts on your sister?

Which one? I have two, remember? 

[roxievickry]

why'd you move to hava

My dad dragged me and Nita here. Believe me, it was not at all something I wanted to do.

[seth-boyd]

Typically, people are close to the window. We don’t throw their food at them from across the parking lot.

[roxievickry]

That's a shame. It'd be a lot more interesting if you had to chuck someone's Big Mac a few yards away. 

[roxievickry]

Honesty Hour?

[seth-boyd]

Someone threw a cup at me in the drive-thru today. That’s what I get for giving out drink carriers.

[roxievickry]

That person must have either been way too close to the window, or have had really good aim. Good on them for their superior throwing skills.

[roxievickry]

I hate auditions that require improv. If your play is scripted, then why the hell do you need to know our improvisation skills? 

[viverevolo-deactivated20150831]

I miss them.