Bowling Balls Are Roll Models

Roy-G-Biv-Orbitsun (JPL)'s collection of lame oc jokes. Thanks for the attention - don't let the images trigger you - the jokes are bad enough!

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

Why is a dalmation no good at hide and seek?

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They're always spotted

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

Have you ever wondered why pool players are always noticing the smaller things in social contexts?

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Yeah - They pick up on cues a lot.

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What animal is prone to frequent sore throats?

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A Hoarse

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What is topical cream for a pig called?

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Oinkment

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

(Read the punchline with a Russian accent)

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What do loud sound waves do when they reach your ears?

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They Hertz!!

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What band is a favorite amongst owls? 

@m1ssjess got it! @bootofbunches with just as good an answer :)

Stay tuned if you like especially lame original jokes. I'm sitting on too many to count... Thanks for playing.

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What kind of tractor does a farmer use to measure crop circles?

A protractor

(@xavier-landrau got it)

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

With all the whales at sea, you'd think there'd be more casinos in the ocean.

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

How do you get a cow out of your way?

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..Tell it to moove

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What type of chips do pilots prefer?

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

Self deprecation is great. I diss myself laughing all the time.

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

Trigger warning for some :P

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

This one makes me hold my breath.

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

What did Russia say to Ukraine when they invaded in 2014?

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Crimea River

[bowlingballsarerollmodels]

Lame jokes will be lame, Eh? I can't help m'ai brain.

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

That joke is catastrophic

[roy-g-biv-oortbitsun]

And catalytic! Beyond category!