Royal Pain

warning for swearing violence bugs and drugs that i may not tag // it/bug/zip/he // 18 // https://royalblanket.straw.page/

[royalblanket]

hopping on that intro post shit

CW // themes of bugs and death/blood for this post (under read more). and i guess the whole blog

my favorite pronouns are bug/it but he is cool too . my name is royal . if we're friends you can call me chester

if you interact i follow recklessly

commissions

i also take requests (mainly doodles only) because im currently having debit card issues

major interests in order:

Happy Tree Friends

Object Shows (Battle for Dream Island, Inanimate Insanity)

Dark Deception

SCP

I'm On Observation Duty

Dandy's World

Mau Makan Apa

more info on strawpage

BYF i believe proshippers and lolicons are pedophiles and i will block them. im a lesboy. endogenic systems do not bother me. i dont like tme/tma stuff

might reblog posts containing the f-slur (tagged cw slurs)

i love bugs i tag my bugs/arachnids with bugposting. block that tag if you dont like bug

block the tags hazbin/helluva/tadc critical. i complain abt those shows but i always make sure to tag those posts (tell me if i forget!) also im a vivziepop/gooseworx hater with hh and tadc rewrites, so if you have hazbin fans in your dni and this isnt your thing feel free to block me. trust me i get it

userboxes by me using a template by @/osc-userboxes, and one by @/mousebitezz. blinkies from blinkies.cafe

[daily-tenfourteen]

💚Day 6💚

In honor of 53 day!!!!! I LOVE FIVETHREE

Fivethree YURIKA vs Tenfourteen YAOI (I had this idea for many months I’m finally free)

[daily-seven-xfohv]

🎶 Hey guys!! 🎶

Since school is coming to an end (and exams are gonna kill me), I'm taking a break from posting on this account.

Requests will be closed for the time being, and I'll see ya'll in summer!!! :D

(Approx time I'll be back: end of May/beginning of June)

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[color-palettes]

The Time Traveler Whose Entire Job is Showing Me My Past Faults - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#f97080 #fd5433 #f8bc4e #83a147 #3e7788 #102e4a

[dailyonetpot]

lowkey 🤔 i think everynumber should send in more requests 🤔🤔 and uhmmm mod apps still open btw

oh and thanm you for 100+ followers😁😁😁 YAY

[crackshipsandregret]

To everyone who followed me solely for my completely sane and rational PHM pebble comic, I apologize for absolutely blasting you with the pinkest, most mentally unstable, cursive variant of the bloodymary crackship.

Behold...

Discodoll

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[abhainn35]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The Amazing Digital Circus. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a fundamental misunderstanding of the purpose of side characters and set up and pay off most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jax's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Amazing Digital Circus truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Sonic.EXE's- I mean, Caine's amazing digital quote, "I AM GOD," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Gooseworx's indie art genius unfolds itself on their amazing digital screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a Funnybunny tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the fellow Funnybunnyers' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[tadc-crit]

I'm retiring from running this blog. There's nothing I can fucking say in response to the POMNI. PUSSY. ATTACK. How in the SHIT am I supposed to say anything??? I'm fucking done this company owes me $50,000 and free food for a fucking lifetime. And paying my damn tuition. Kevin should personally pay for a specialized doctor to figure out what's wrong with me. Gooseworx should have to buy me a new house. As reparations for the fucking Pomni Pussy Attack. I'm fucking done I hate all of you

(/j)

[tadc-crit]

You know what maybe psychic damage was literally the point. I can't focus on anything except the fucking Pomni Pussy Attack

[mela1738]

im crine what is twin doing

[tadc-crit]

How in the fuck are they gonna try to address all the shit they pulled under the fucking Pomni Pussy Attack

[twisted-of-the-day]

Today’s twisted is…

Pebble!

Good luck and happy hunting!

[r41nyd4yscritiques]

so about the “isn’t she lovely” sequence, if there wasn’t such mistreatment of black characters and black fans, do you think it would still be appropriate for tadc to reinterpret the song’s meaning?

No.

The concept of trying to reinterpret the song's meaning is exactly what I have an issue with.

"Isn't She Lovely" is a Black song, made by a Black man for his Black daughter. It is a song about Black joy, about Black fatherhood and beautiful Black baby girls. It is about Black people. It is for Black people.

Yet again, the issue is not with gender, but it is about race. To take that song out of its original context and rehash it into something whiter is what I take the most offense to, it's completely disrespectful and it doesn't even pay homage to the original culture. It's a form of whitewashing that is incredibly sinister, because it often follows along the logic of "wanting everything to be for everybody".

But you can't possibly partake in other cultures if you do not understand those cultures first, if you don't take the time to listen and be generous. To them, the song is just a song. Like most facets of the show, they take these brilliant works and strip them down to scraps, then try to spin that into something brilliant by telling people to look at the "abstract" and what isn't there. Then people go and theorize and completely overwrite the original intention, they erase the meaning, and it's very painful to witness.

The mistreatment of Black people both in and outside of the show is WHY they used the song in the first place, certainly part of it. If they had respect for Black people then this wouldn't even be a conversation.

[yaemicoco]

High quality irl TADC gang and a very deep analysis of them!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!!

Why does Kinger look like that I'm crying shouldn't he be older? Harvey Stardew Valley

I don't see any socks on Jax which represents how evil he is (wear socks)

Wait Ragatha has no socks too... This means Ragatha and Jax become a couple irl and my fanfic is real

[tadc-crit]

You know Gangle is literally the only one that looks like herself

[niceigloos]

ice cube feat. various others

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that