you find yourself in a teddy bear picnic, wyd

he/it

[slitherbop]

[bioluminesced]

the xenomorph from alien drawn in bacterial culture on agar plates

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[passionpeachy]

imaginary friend/creator yuri

[zegalba]

Every Yu-Gi-Oh! Card ever made displayed at Shinjuku Station Underpass, Japan (2016)

[sgnarl]

ive always wanted to do one of these and finally had the time. here's @color-palettes current palette of the month challenge! i decided to draw a pixie for funs

i decided to try using a gradient map for this one and i think it came out real good. here's the color palette in question if you want to try yourself!

[moldavite]

nobody wants to suck the marrow out of your bones anymore

[mutant-distraction]

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[osterby]

When I was a kid, people did indeed tell me that I was being too literal. As an adult, I am just as literal but people rarely remark on my literalism, and when they do it's not judgemental; they remark that I am literal, not that I am too literal.

So even if I heard this a lot as an adult, I'd still have to disagree! No one tells me that I'm too literal!

[longseasons]

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

[importantcatpics]

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[biglawbear]

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cherry-cupid]

“two likes isn’t a lot” imagine two boobs in ur face

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

[vanglaggle]

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY