Royal Rodent

He/Him (20)

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[royalerodent]

I’m always gone for like ages and then I come back and it’s banger after banger

[dogpuppy]

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[mousegirlheart]

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

[lesbianbloodritual]

No.

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[gotta-sweettooth]

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[dominiqueramseyart]

Handouts

[charlesoberonn]

[kafk-a]

Nancy Willard, from “Questions My Son Asked Me, Answers I Never Gave Him”

[modernbaseball]

[moonfloat]

self indulgent self ship art or whatever

[toastella-art]

eiland x caldarus nation rise up

[blk-vinluxee]

Laura Harrier in Gap studio by Zac posen at the #MetGala,