Roy Christopher Mustang

You can call me Roy Mustang. Or just Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do, remember the pain.

[sasukelangleysohryu-deactivated]

i cycle through the first four steps of grief every ten minutes thanks naruto 700

[roychristophermustang]

I wonder how many assholes are gonna name their kid "Salad" now.

[mrsjblack-deactivated20141231]

The growth of Uzumaki Naruto

Thank you for 15 unforgettable years! ♥

[wtfevolution]

"So I made some carnivorous mammals.”

"Uh huh."

"And I made some carnivorous birds.”

"You did indeed."

"And I made some carnivorous fishes, and carnivorous reptiles, and even carnivorous bog plants.”

"I know, evolution. Those were nice."

"Well, I’ve got a new one."

"Great."

"Carnivorous… potatoes!”

"I’m sorry?"

"Carnivorous potatoes! They’ll have, like, tiny, sticky hairs to trap the little mites that crawl by underground. Then the mites die, and the potato can absorb their nutrients.”

"Are you serious?"

"Of course I’m serious." 

"Death by potato?" 

"That’s the idea." 

"I’m… not really sure what to say to that."

"Sometimes inspiration just strikes me, you know?"

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bmerva / licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

[roychristophermustang]

Heyy it's me as a schoolgirl!

[my-teen-quote]

[positivedoodles]

[uniqueforeverr]

[negativeconortations]

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

[narutoffee-deactivated20170731]

[hheartflia-blog-deactivated2020]

[oizuumi]

[royalphysician-deactivated20201]

tell me a secret

[buncloud]

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

[allisonsemissary-blog]

I can’t breathe

[doodlina]

I bet Armstrong tried to make ed feel better about his height and told ed that when he was younger he used to be quite small and Ed gets all hopefull until Armstrong says “BUT AFTER MY FIIRST GROWTH SPURT AT AGE THREE I-” And Ed is sad again

[ligerscout]

Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it

[ligerscout]

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

[runestele]

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

[wasserplane-deactivated20150219]

[nochannels-deactivated20211223]

ah yes my favorite folder