rozalthiris

19 | AUS | HP & Marauders | 1D & Solo | Hollanov #1 defender | local chronically online fic writer lol

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I need a gothy tattooed, pierced gf like this instant

[creekbeds]

shawn hatosy arm appreciation post

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Hey, I don't appreciate you posting photos of my husband like this.

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Shawn Hatosy give me just one chance. JUST ONE.

[belleeebelleee]

HAWT GOOGILY MOOGILY

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Please remove this post, the land is flooding with the tears streaming down my legs rn

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How does one simple move on from Severance?

WHAT DO I WATCH NOW? SEVERANCE IS EASILY THE BEST AND MOST ORIGINAL SHOW OF THE 21st CENTURY. WHAT NOW?

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I can safely say.. The Pitt.

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There's nothing quite as humbling as watching your younger sister go through puberty and realising what it's like for the rest of your family to deal with you.

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I'm in need of a hot hockey player boyfie

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HEAR YE HEAR YE!!! THE BATTLE OF HOGWARTS!!

[sincenewyorks]

freak4freak

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obsessed with hudson and connor knowing since the first time they read together that the other was The correct person. hudson was connor's shane and connor was hudson's ilya

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For any Hallanov fans that haven't read the books, just to clear up the air; Ilya fell FIRST AND HARDER.

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Me watching the harry potter movies 1-4:

Me watching the hp movies 5-8 after remembering that fanfiction isn't in fact canon, and Harry and Draco don't actually end up together somehow:

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Sirius, visibly frustrated: ...okay guys... I need honest opinions on that... *he holds up a photo of Regulus*

Lily: so pretty

Marlene: my only boy crush

Peter: smash.

James: raw. next question.

Mary: the things I would do for that man...

Sirius: *holds up a photo of himself*

Lily: the opposite of hot

Marlene: barf 🤢

Peter: pass.

James: it's like incest...

Mary: oh gosh... never ever again!

Sirius: I'm so sick of you people! We look just the same! We're basically twins! 😤😠

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Remus, sitting over in the corner, a book covering the bottom half of his face, sweating profusely, barely above a whisper: ...both?

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I’ve always had just one problem with Hamilton (the musical).

“Maybe this is why I introduced him to Eliza, now that’s his bride…”

Girl… wtf to you mean ‘thats?’ It doesn’t make sense why she doesn’t say ‘she’s’ like… idk the pronoun ‘that’ Is so dehumanising to me so like… why are you saying that abt your sister yo?

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How does one simple move on from Severance?

WHAT DO I WATCH NOW? SEVERANCE IS EASILY THE BEST AND MOST ORIGINAL SHOW OF THE 21st CENTURY. WHAT NOW?

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Yk know what, hell yeah give a man some flowers. You’ll regret it when the first bouquet he receives will be laid on his grave.

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I HATE the way TikTok will take a beautiful song and overplay it while simultaneously CHANGING THE ENTIRE MEANING OF THE SONG!!!!!!!!!!

In ‘Too Sweet’ by Hozier, they’ve taken the lyrics ‘You’re too sweet for me’ and literally flipped the entire meaning. They are understanding the meaning to be Hozier feeling too rough and brandished for this person. They think Hozier is saying ‘you’re too sweet, you shouldn’t be with someone as troubled as me.’

WRONG!!! HE’S SAYING THEYRE TOO SWEET AS TOO REFINED, TOO SOFT, TOO PURE IN A NEGATIVE WAY. HE’S SAYING HE’S RAW AND DIRTY, THAT HE’S TIRED OF PEOPLE BEING PERFECT. ‘Who wants to live forever’ THIS PERSON IS TRYING TOO HARD, NOT ENJOYING LIFE FOR THE DIRTY DEPRIVED MOMENTS WE ALL CRAVE. ‘You treat your mouth like it’s Heavens gate, the rest of your body like you’re the TSA. I wish I could go along, babe, don’t get me wrong’ (the common quote of ‘treat your body like a temple’ speaks to me in those moment, as if this person is treating their body like one, eating properly, not enjoying ‘whiskey neat and black coffee’. Taking this very literal.) THIS INTAKE OF MONITORING EVERYTHING THEY PUT IN THEIR BODY, ALMOST BECOMING OBSESSIVE OVER IT. THEY SHOULDNT CARE THAT MUCH. ‘Pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape. If you can sit in a barrel, maybe I’ll wait’ (my fav line) REFERRING TO THE PROCESS OF GRAPES BECOMING WINE!!!! HE’S TELLING THEM TO GROW UP, THAT IF THEY CAN MATURE MAYBE HE’LL STICK AROUND.

In conclusion, ‘Too Sweet’ by Hozier is NOT A LOVE SONG.

TikTok should be banned for this completely INACCURATE lyrical interpretation.