Let us not be silent.

Marissa | 25 | region rat | theatre teacher | Ravenclaw | she/her, cis pan

[done]

me: do i give a fuck

depression: no

anxiety: yes

me: fuck

[helpmequitmydayjob]

[sunnyandpositive]

I love rainy days

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

[mrbigpandabear]

I feel like this is why I’m sitting in an unmaid bed and still need to do my nightly routine 🙃

[memewhore]

[doctordairyqueen-deactivated201]

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

[bitchyblue]

[mxnrique]

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

[truntechgodhead]

tumblrs new anti porn algorithm seems to detect skin tones that means skin is banned. you can only jack off to skeletons now

[truntechgodhead]

wait fuck thats sa

[perfectlygenericblog]

Tumblr security snuck up behind him and snapped his neck before he could warn us about und

[honeybee-fuzz]

I went to a Q&A seminar with Antoni and Karamo and they told us that at Queer Eye auditions Jonathan literally ran from room to room yelling “WHERE IS SHE” over and over again and while everyone assumed it was about the casting director or something it was, in fact, about a Starbucks cup he’d lost, and I need you all to know that Jonathan lives on maximum 24/7. He is a force that cannot be contained

[haleyincarnate]

Excerpt from the slam poem “Scars/To The New Boyfriend”, featured in the poetry collection, Helium by Rudy Francisco (@rudyfrancisco)

[tritiated]

when you’re at thanksgiving and your uncle with four teeth starts saying the gays are going to hell

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[the-memedaddy]

me🙃irl

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

[trainthief]

remember when gay marriage was legalized and the new yorker cover was bert and ernie watching the news together 

[trainthief]

[catchymemes]

[towritecomicsonherarms]

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Literally the cutest thing ever lmao