maria

23, just taking my time

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

and you'll never get rid of me

[segamascott]

*her

[mmleepmlorp]

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

[meanao3thoughts]

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

[segamascott]

[benzohoarder]

[doubleca5t]

Right wingers not only promoting pseudoscientific ideas around porn addiction, semen retention and other no-fap community nonsense but actively legislating against pornography being legal means that I think we can officially call it: great news everyone, jacking off is now woke! This also means posting pole and hole is woke, going horny on main is woke, and most importantly gooning on the clock is woke. boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I nut on company time. The Gooner Rights Agenda is the future of the radical left - Coomers of the world Unite! You have nothing to lose but your pants

[werewolf-transgenderism]

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

[otpcruiseliner]

migraines are annoyinggg that’s not the head i wanted !!!

[jca-archive]

Masahiko Fujii, c. 1980s

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]

[xylophonicsynapse]

[kosmogrl]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[gayvampyr]

stop that’s so funny

[rredacted]

so i just recently started watching girls… adam is such a freak but i am actually obsessed with him,,, i know he is such a dick, but sdsBfeargea

i love that how he is so blunt when he tells hannah why he wants to move in

i love that he got hit by a truck

i love that he wrote that creepy album for hannah

[rredacted]

i’m alive!

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you