Tim: I have a policy when my relationships end.
Tim: you have 24 hours to come get your shit or it goes to Jason.
Jason, looking up as if this was news. Looks down at the the shirt he’s wearing while pinching it, pulling it out. Stares at the giant red S. Shrugs and resumes scrolling at his phone.
Dick: that’s horrible.
Tim: they know this going into it.
Steph: it’s fair.
Dick: you’re ok with this.
Steph: I steal his shit now, why does not matter if we’ve broken up or not?
Steph: but yeah. And I’m not petty, I gave it to him knowing I might not get it back. I did love him at some point.
Dick:
Dick: and you’re ok wearing their shit?
Jason: it did feel weird wearing Steph’s thongs but yeah.
Dick: you did not.
Jason: I didn’t know.
Dick: you did not!
Jason: of course I fucking didn’t!
Jason: they didn’t fit.
