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Charley | 20 | "it's not the word that's important. It's the idea and ambition behind it" - Emma Watson

[hotpocket-craft]

[retarded-racist-larper]

We were all so wrapped up in dad jokes that we forgot grandpa humor

[theamiableanachronism]

grandpa humor is dad jokes aged like fine wine

[tamagotchi]

[onlytwitterpics]

[afeelgoodblog]

2020 isn’t all bad

[accidentaldoodler]

BBC News confirmed this! Article was dated to 25th August 2020

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[unashamedly-glaswegian]

[mmogar]

Fun things that happened when I saw john mulaney live:

-immeadiately addressed the left side of the audience and told them he wouldn’t he able to turn and look at them during the show because he had slept on his neck wrong and would instead turn to us and bow-which he did multiple times

-told us that the theatre we were at (the orpheum in LA) was most definitely haunted and to please let him know if there was a ghost on stage with him

-a lady in the audience had a sign that said “marry me” and when john saw it he got very flustered and told the woman he didn’t want to and that he was sure she is “a very nice lady but…uh…I just really don’t want to”

-RAN off stage during a bit about street smarts to emphasize the joke. I mean the man SPRINTED

-when he mentioned Petunia everyone started clapping and cheering. John looked visibly annoyed, looked around in disbelief, and when the applause finally died down he shook his head and then very dejectedly whispered “every time” into the mic

[blackpyrefly]

imagine selling normal ass framed photos of yourself for $80 online

[blackpyrefly]

imagine being lin-manuel miranda and doing this

[deaddolin]

imagine beint lin-manuel miranda

[blackpyrefly]

[clst]

[winebisexual]

[theconcealedweapon]

"Fuck your first amendment."

And Republicans still think it's possible to support the police and the Constitution at the same time.

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[ranger52enroute-deactivated2023]

The alphabetized files at my ranger station lead to some interesting mental pictures

[ralfmaximus]

Park Ranger X-Files TV show now please

[quank]

thanks baby kevin

[quank]

reblog to spread baby kevins love

[msmaxximoff]

2020 mood

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[sosuperawesome]

Solar System Embroidery

Ophelie Trichereau on Etsy

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Images you can hear

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

i come bearing gifts

[justasmisunderstoodasloki]

Why y'all hatin' on Lin-manuel Miranda!?!

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not ! we’re busting in him! chilllll