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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ryland grace was the one to officially discover that the astrophage were alive, which means he is the only scientist on Earth to have discovered all three currently-known existing forms of alien life. the guy practically trips over alien lifeforms
FOUR cause toemeba is alive
ryland grace was the one to officially discover that the astrophage were alive, which means he is the only scientist on Earth to have discovered all three currently-known existing forms of alien life. the guy practically trips over alien lifeforms
I truly don't think there's anything worse than an artsy theatre kid band trying to do a dark edgy song about domming someone. like it's giving dr horrible. I don't believe you.
it's the same problem every booktok dark romance D/s fantasy has, which is that it's written by a sub projecting what they think they want that guy to sound like. there's nothing sexy about someone sweatily pointing out to you how dommed you are right now for fear that you weren't aware you're totally subjugated and definitely 100% under their control. also they're feeling very possessive btw. are you listening. though actually now that I'm typing it, this is also the problem with 90% of cishet maledoms irl so maybe they're cooking. post cancelled.
hey so you'll never guess what prompted this post
get secondhand embarrassment with me
My dears please be delighted to hear that fish in a bird case wrote this song for the fifty shades of grey soundtrack with this exact intention in mind but sadly/luckily they rejected it and im convinced its cause they felt ridiculed
[ch- wait... guys???
You’re only getting this lost soul from me i aint giving you a crumb more, this feels like a joke that will be akin to a nicely colour codes hospital
this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
one of my favorite little gideon moments in gtn is when she runs into her new crush (dulcinea) and immediately! struggles to straighten the back of a folding chair for her. I felt that
tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
on tiktok people will quit their jobs after going viral once but on here not only can any post get 50k notes, but if it does theres nothing you can do with it. theres no monetization or any transferable skills at all. you just made a funny post and people liked it and thats the start and end of your career
you could say "i left the stove on" with no context and it might break containment on here and people start tagging it with ships and kins and theres no way to delete it forever unless staff gets involved. your mistake will never go away but your claim to fame will instantly
its like yes im the pineapple werewolf guy but no one outside of here and like 5 posts on reddit will ever know what that sentence means. i could jump on tiktok and no one would know me. no one on youtube or facebook. this is my little corner of the internet and i will die here before i give up that title and when i do know i lost nothing in the process
exactly
the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket
fwuaty-ate ounceza cawffee
Official Post of Massachusetts
Fwuaty-ate ounceza iace ya mean
Commander Wake could very possibly be named after the marshal Island Wake in oceania. Which is one of the most remote islands and was used for military stuff. Which if you ask me is a really cool detail with the whole “blood of eden giving names with meaning and to commemorate things lost”
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
world heritage post
I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.
my names actually Todd. not Amanda. :)
I don’t have a name I am nameless /j
me cause I’m not Amanda
I’m Willow not Amanda
Not Amanda!
I’m Martin.
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
I’VE FOUND AMANDA
SHE IS KNOWN AS “MOM”
Your mother
That’s not my mother’s name
you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for. dress up like a witch, pointed hat and all. who cares anymore. why worry about it when there’s bigger stuff to worry on. i’m saying. yeah, this lipstick is too dark, wanna share? i’m saying go talk to her, tell her that you like her hair. i’m saying she’s out of my league but i’m still swinging, i’m saying yeah i’m in a ballgown and it’s a pta meeting. what about it. eat the extra brownie, tell her your feelings. i’m saying if nothing matters than we might as well give nothing meaning.
#i’m saying if existence is a void at least i’m going down screaming.
it’s been 9 years since i wrote this. i was experiencing 24/7 anxiety so badly that i needed serious medication. these days in the back of my car is an “emergency party box.” when people admit they no longer really celebrate their birthday; i tell them to put the sash on and queue up kesha, we’re going bowling or something. these days i can’t spin around without finding something i am enamored with. these days i list 3 things i’m grateful for before i fall asleep. you’re probably one of them, just by virtue of you existing.
at the time i wrote this, i was suffering through a severe panic attack literally every night. i tortured my brother with constant 2 AM calls just to hear someone else breathing, because i couldn’t be alone in the silence.
i rarely wish i was still 23 even though ironically i had more hope back then. what i can tell you is this: i love the same way, but bigger now. i’ve worn the velvet cape to several business meetings. i spent thursday in a crop top without caring what my stomach looked like.
i told her i like her; i often dress as a witch. i still got glass in my foot this morning. i’ve kissed maybe a thousand people since then and met a million more than that; passing like the shadow of a hammerhead in trains and planes and buses.
i saw you, beloved, there, maybe, on platform in south station. you didn’t speak, but you said: i struggle to give the nothing meaning. the nothing fills up everything. it is just loud and yellowed panicked silence. i can’t stop shaking.
on the roof, birds curl together against the chilled spring wind. the sky outside of the craft store was an iridescent pink. the nothing already had meaning; you are giving it meaning by witnessing.
the act of living, beloved: it’s just decoding how to translate it.
That audible exclusivity keeps audiobooks off public library apps is deeeeply heinous.
Say it with your fucking chest people!
you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
outta my way gayboy i'm boutta liberate my divine self from this mortal shell
hopital
Sometimes you fumble fine shit so bad there's simply no other choice but to lobotomize yourself 🤷
why should you waste a perfectly good free afternoon resting when you can make a griddlehark pop-up book?
Oh myyy gooddd
