horribly victimised by ten's face

lots of David Tennant also expect Catherine Tate and other DW people and space/space-related fandoms. and kittens. probably.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[thevulturesteeth]

711.6k notes? I show 419k!

Did they try and push through a note splitter again???

[flootzavut]

It’s reblogs versus total notes.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[thevulturesteeth]

711.6k notes? I show 419k!

Did they try and push through a note splitter again???

[flootzavut]

It’s reblogs versus total notes.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[thevulturesteeth]

711.6k notes? I show 419k!

Did they try and push through a note splitter again???

[flootzavut]

It’s reblogs versus total notes.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[thevulturesteeth]

711.6k notes? I show 419k!

Did they try and push through a note splitter again???

[flootzavut]

It’s reblogs versus total notes.

[round--robin]

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[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[flootzavut]

Hmmmmmm

I find it kind of hilarious/bizarre people are going "a villain trying to regain his humanity" about someone who in the course of just one (1) movie killed an old man, tortured at least two people on screen, ordered the massacre of a village, was complicit in destroying entire worlds, asked for guidance from his space nazi granddad on how to keep turning away from the light, and when offered the hand of friendship and redemption, chose to kill his own father.

Like. That is one goddamn movie. Of three. This is not someone heavily invested in regaining his humanity, folks.

[ithelpstodream]

[redwyyne]

“Is Oscar Isaac left handed?” Nope. Only when I want it to feel like someone else.

[flootzavut]

gdi Oscar

also I made it slo mo and I regret everything

[isthisimprov]

*you’re killing me here*

[spock-fucks]

sometimes i remember that chekov was added for sex appeal and i laugh my ass off

[spock-fucks]

they wanted to add a pretty younger man to the mix for the benefit of teen and young twenties female viewers so they put him in the world’s worst beatles wig and sent him on his way

[spock-fucks]

“they’re gonna love this lil bastard” and we did

[manalyzer13]

Chakotay: Kathryn and I---

Tom: Are getting married?

Chakotay: how did y---

Tom, pulling out several PADDs: sit down. Ive already planned the whole thing.

[flootzavut]

how dare you call this an incorrect quote this absolutely happens

[flootzavut]

Consider: Julian makes notches on his bedpost for getting off with a new species:

Some random alien he shagged: what is this intricate carving on your headboard?

Julian, who got creative with his tally: *sweats nervously*

[syaunei]

That feeling when you try to post a new chapter and your editor tries to be useful!

[flootzavut]

I said something to my mum about DS9 and she misheard Cardassian as Kardashian, and honestly? Still laughing about it.

[flootzavut]

Rey/os be like I just wanted my bb to be forgiven for murder torture and genocide and live happily ever after why is life so unfair and honestly it's hilarious.

[flootzavut]

The very best thing about TROS trailer is blocking all the people who still want Rey to boink the man who tortured her 👍🏼👌🏼

[spocksnosecontour]

[rootbeergoddess]

[rubberfacedgoon]

I wish I could "like" this post more than once 👏🏼👍🏼👌🏼