[byulyi]

[sapphiccyanide]

If I may contribute

[chappellsource]

chappellroan: ˚₊‧꒰ა♡໒꒱ ‧₊˚ 🎂 Thank u for the bday wishes!!

[hyenaswine]

we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

[hyenaswine]

oh there's a third! bland, new south wales!

[zoestorm]

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

[darkcolorphantom]

i just want to say that when she...

and may i add:

that's all!

[transgenderer]

i dont think women should take their husbands name but i DO think married people should be legally required to have the same last name. otherwise people may have secret alliances theyre concealing from you.

[afloweroutofstone]

In my college’s political science department there were multiple married couples who did not change their last names. The rule of thumb was always to watch your mouth whenever talking about one professor in front of another, because none of the students were ever sure which ones were married to each other

[laarne]

no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[raccoonhearteyes]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jagged203]

[xeppeli]

[turnipfritters]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

i never want to see this ever again

[luxlightly]

Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"

Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"

Nurse: "No."

*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*

[mihai-florescu]

[liquidstar]

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

[mojo-chojo]

now dont leave this in the tags

[liquidstar]

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

[mojo-chojo]

now dont leave this in the tags

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[porygonversion2]

ok i wanted to look up if this is true and this is so god damned funny

who even figured this shit out how do you discover this

[koth-harvest-final]

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

you guys see the word 'shuckle' and reblog, huh?

[terumimi-your-foxy-fren]

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[porygonversion2]

ok i wanted to look up if this is true and this is so god damned funny

who even figured this shit out how do you discover this

[koth-harvest-final]

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

you guys see the word 'shuckle' and reblog, huh?

[terumimi-your-foxy-fren]

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[porygonversion2]

ok i wanted to look up if this is true and this is so god damned funny

who even figured this shit out how do you discover this

[koth-harvest-final]

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

you guys see the word 'shuckle' and reblog, huh?

[terumimi-your-foxy-fren]

[animentality]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?