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@rubyjones
Hello friendos, it's my birthday 🎉
It sure would mean a lot to me if some folks were to buy my books or some of my art.
All my novellas are 50% off in the Smashwords Sale, so you can get yourself a bargain too!
They are angsty and sexy and I believe fun.
My Redbubble store is over here. It is full of artistic butts.
Bixia one of my relatives is scheming to steal my favorite horse and I humbly submit a petition to have him killed publicly.
Dont mind these chests full of silver I left them here for no particular reason and I will not miss them if they disappear
hi peon, you don't need to bribe me. punishing criminals is it's own reward!
by Heaven you are right! i was so caught up in the euphoria of punishing horse thieves i forgot that bribery is also a crime!
guards, you know the drill! we even have an extra horse 🐴 to use!
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this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. you only have the head, arms and legs to tie things to. what is the sixth horse even there for????
emotional support 🥰
I assume to stomp over any potential bystander who dares to comment remotely negatively about the execution?
finally, a somewhat intelligent peasant!
DISGUSTING!!!!!
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HORSE 🐴 STOMP THESE PEONS TO DEATH WITH YOUR HOOVES!!!!!!!
It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen what I firmly believe to be the greatest music video of all time: Bonnie Tyler’s Total Eclipse of the Heart. It is the perfect marriage of a galactically bombastic power ballad and a writhing mass of 1980s video clichés, thrown into the path of a wind machine and blasted down a moodily lit corridor into the realm of legend.
In case you’re wondering what the heck they were thinking of when they made it, I remember Bonnie once explaining on TV that it’s about the dreams of a headmaster’s daughter, hence all the boys in (and out of) uniform. In retrospect, the whole shebang is quite fascinatingly female gaze-y, and I’m pretty sure it was a major formative influence on my pubescent imagination.
And yes, there is also a very amusing literal version, but for my money, the original is definitely the most hilarious…
A sad and deeply fond farewell to Bonnie Tyler (1951–2026). May somersaulting ninja schoolboys sing you to your rest.
Even wilder: the song was originally meant for some kind of 80’s vampire rock musical. Sources: 1 and 2
Steinman told Playbill in a 2002 interview that he wrote “Total Eclipse of the Heart” as a vampire love story. He said its original title was “Vampires in Love.”
May her memory be a blessing ❤️
Original over 'literal' version every time! I love this song and video unironically and Bonnie Tyler is a goddess!
a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.
generational thing, the slow inevitable americanisation of anal
Oh but I get it
I get it, but I refuse to comply! That is a fine British arse and it will be fucked!
you are weak of mind and horny of spirit
Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :
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Katey Hawthorne loves queer romance. Originally from the Appalachian foothills of West Virginia, she currently lives in Pittsburgh with her
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the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door
MARK ROTHKO, No. 14, 1960
oil on canvas, 114 ½ in. × 105 5/8 in. (290.83 cm × 268.29 cm) Collection SFMOMA © 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko/ Artists Rights Society (ARS)
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I desire this outfit carnally.
Schiaparelli Fall 2026 Couture Collection
always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.
see I am extremely pro-sex-scenes in whatever, I think its good and fun and important because its literally just an aspect of life being portrayed, its fine. But my problem is that a lot of the time, characterizations change drastically within sex scenes and I find that jarring. This is especially true of eroge, VNs and such.
Like, I feel like there's a switch that gets flipped that once the sex happens its "porno mode" and the writing is meant to be more hot than work towards any other cause. Which is fine, but some people seem to take it to the point of just sucking the character out of them to make them porno stand-ins. Like, if theres a clumsy character, I want them being clumsy in the bedroom too. If there's a goofy character, I want them cracking dumb jokes while they fuck. If someone isn't particularly forward outside of sex, why would they be initiating within the sexual scenes? Things like that drive me bonkers!!! And I feel like it would probably be ten times as hot if you get to see an actual character who got built up like that in the bedroom, you know???
FWIW, my sex scenes are *all* about character. They are central to plot and character development and, I hope, full of feels that make the sex hotter.
If you'll forgive the plug, my novellas are all currently on sale on Smashwords:
Ruby Jones writes romance and erotica rooted in rich characters. She explores the erotic in the intoxicating environment of speculative genr
If you like angsty SF&F erotica and romance where characterisation is central to the sex, you might enjoy?
that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.
Well, yeah, of course, otherwise you're missing half the fun!
fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs
"omg baby i'm so wet"
i know
“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel ‘soap’ bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!
- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; don’t rub copper chloride on your taps either).
understood. if i ever have to sabotage a space launch… garlic.
By all means, jerk off a sink or a spoon if that's what does it for you, but garlic smells great??
