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hi i'm jade and i don't know how to code my own theme || Omega Jade Harley for dierkstride's A/B/O timeline || Run by Tess

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you: able to generate and regulate body heat

me: an ice wraith with eternally cold hands, leeching the warmth of other creatures to survive

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it’s a good thing I wore gloves today. otherwise you’d be too hot to handle!

Hehe!I maybe hot! But compared to me! Your like the sun in hotness!

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:3c Well! If your sure gorgeous!

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jUNO!

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@flashingtentacleprincess

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it’s a good thing I wore gloves today. otherwise you’d be too hot to handle!

Hehe!I maybe hot! But compared to me! Your like the sun in hotness!

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Its true! If you want I can go on to describe your looks! :3c

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noooo.

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SEND A >:( AND MY MUSE WILL FILL OUT A FORMAL COMPLAINT LETTER

Format for it HERE

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it’s a good thing I wore gloves today. otherwise you’d be too hot to handle!

Hehe!I maybe hot! But compared to me! Your like the sun in hotness!

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Cute! And adorable!

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what the heck.

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when fans portray a character as a smooth flirty fucker when in canon they’re just like ‘hey who wants to watch me chug this entire fucking bottle of root beer’

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it’s a good thing I wore gloves today. otherwise you’d be too hot to handle!

Hehe!I maybe hot! But compared to me! Your like the sun in hotness!

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Oh no! Your beautiful!

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aaaa. (that’s me screaming, quietly)

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it’s a good thing I wore gloves today. otherwise you’d be too hot to handle!

Hehe!I maybe hot! But compared to me! Your like the sun in hotness!

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oh no, i’m blushing. ://0

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#i’m fucking.

glad to provide you with the ‘relatable content’™

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thank you so much.

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A bathroom is just a room full of machines that dispense water in different ways

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Yeah, well, ironically enough one of the guys who beat that into me is now my mate so. 

But, yeah, it’s cool in the less literal sense, too. 

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huh. weird, but whatever floats your boat, i guess!

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[                         i have NEVER played by the RULES                      && i do not INTEND to START NOW             ]

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oh my god. juno’s literally on whenever i am???

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:3 :* :3

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what is this magic??

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oh my god. juno's literally on whenever i am???