I Am A Lion.

21. The Cleveland Clinic. Kent State. Medical Technology. Chemistry. Guitar. Piano.Tattoos. Nerd. Book lover. Movie fanatic. Art Enthusiast. Professional Cuddler.

[thoughts-memories]

[gifak-net]

[koboldkatze-deactivated20170704]

do not disturb

[localnastyboy]

that loaf of bread is so aggressive

[cineraria]

[masculinityissofragile]

MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS

[theletterkilleth]

Tears are not the bodily fluid that came to mind when I saw special kleenex marketed at men…

[masculinityissofragile]

OH

[hotlocalwizards]

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

[nm-qttps-old]

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

[hotlocalwizards]

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

[hommedog]

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

[hotlocalwizards]

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”

[weloveshortvideos]

[puthy]

HELP HER

[vicemag]

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

[adriofthedead]

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

[lacefuneral]

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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[cybercitrus]

convert your office into a horrible disaster

[sadopossum]

This should be what nsfw means

[beautiful-wildlife]

Lynx by René Unger

[huffylemon]

Greek Mythology/Roman Empire on tumblr

[apocalypticvalraven]

I couldn’t read that last one and not see this face

“toO LaTE!”

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

Oh my god. I love this.

[pastelpepsi]

[hipster-and-thoughts]

[yoursummerdreamz]

[kvtle]

I fucking love George Watsky man

everyone ever probably (via hotskyforwatsky)

[arinhansonz]

“gotta lose that turn, baby!”

[magical-meow]

[brandiwhine]

there’s this rock at my uni that anyone can paint on whenever they want and this is what someone painted on it today and i know i am typing in lowercase but i was legit freaking out when i saw it

[brandiwhine]

a sign from the heavens

[captainoinkers]

update

[alexdoodlemain]

Emilia Clarke: sexiest woman alive 2015 by Esquire

[jackhoward]

holy crap this woman