I Am Full of Cowboy Spaghetti, and Cannot Dance

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[rumormongering-fishmerchant]

been thinking about investing in a big pool and a greek god to hold my head under the water until i drown

Hmmm. If you find the right inground pool company you could probably kill two birds with one stone.

[tigerrsmn]

TIGERRS crew members got to hang out at the Ethel Cain show Friday night at the Palace Theatre! They spread the word about our free resources and services for the transgender, intersex and gender-expansive communities.

[fuck-customers]

[sataniccapitalist]

Same bullshit, different year

[rnismatch]

snuck into area 51 and i saw a spawner with a rotating unabomber in it but the cia had placed 4 torches one on each side

[novatheunfunctional]

@rumormongering-fishmerchant

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i dont like most engl fan chants but these two are hilarious

[gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield]

The other week I was on a train with some Brighton supporters who were going to watch them play Leicester. They had a lot of fun chants but this was my favourite:

"Give me a b: B

Give me an r: R

Give me an i: I

Give me a g: G

Give me a h: H

Give me a t: T

Give me an o: O

Give me an n: N

Who's gonna win?: Leicester"

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[knitmeapony]

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

[whimsicalmane]

i checked the thing

there is only like only has been 35$ raised

[mirrorleaf]

Signal boost April 2025. $240 raised...

[cynic-eel]

getting closer to the goal! :]

[turquoisemagpie]

Petition: Legally enshrine the right of adults to physically transition using NHS services

Introduce a law to legally protect the right of those aged 18 and over to transition using NHS services. This should specifically cover phys

Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

[18thcenturythirsttrap]

...Non-UK peeps, please reblog for reach ❤️

[sunflowerbutch]

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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

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[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[rumormongering-fishmerchant]

@novatheunfunctional

[britp0p-deactivated20210628]

repeat after me:

even if i don’t like my body today i will take care of it

even if i don’t like myself today i will still be patient and kind with myself

even if i do not love myself i will still take care of and be kind to myself, despite not wanting to

[hefnerama]

[kito-kat]

[ID: reblog tags that read '#listen sometimes you gotta take care of yourself the way you care for a grumpy pet #'yeah yeah meow hiss we're still going to the vet''. /.End ID]

[phantomrose96]

Having sensory issues will send you on God's stupidest quests

[phantomrose96]

Brimming with pride as I packing-tape over the gaps of my built-into-the-walls old drawers after I discovered the flooring cavity under the drawers is entirely unfinished and likely has been what's leaking weird smells from my downstairs neighbors.

[phantomrose96]

I'd pulled the drawers out and discovered a manilla envelope stuck underneath one of the drawers. I'm now in possession of an envelope from the Board of Medical Examiners of North Carolina dated 6 months before I was born.

[phantomrose96]

There is no death certificate but the envelope does contain several pamphlets about safe sex and a magazine with lactation advice. Everything is in Spanish so I have no idea what they say.

[phantomrose96]

One of the pamphlets has the Devil on it with his weewee out.

[enki2]

[mama-waterlily]

this post would send my evangelical grandmother into cardiac arrest

[novatheunfunctional]

@rumormongering-fishmerchant

[rumormongering-fishmerchant]

MUMFORD AND SONS ARE BRITISH?!?!??

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[todaysbird]

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

[todaysbird]

despite never being reprimanded for getting sick if my dog throws up she will ‘tattle’ on herself and run over to me, show me the throw up, then hide and start shaking uncontrollably. nobody taught her to do this. she has decided that throwing up is a punishable offense until the end of time

[ajarofpickledtears]

[todaysbird]

my dog has decided that it’s solely on her shoulders to ensure there is peace in my house…if the cats fight she stands between them to ‘break it up’ and/or herds them away, if my rats have an argument she goes to the cage door and barks until they stop. not sure why she has decided she must carry the weight of the world but she has

[fauxcoral]

[the-moonbug]

Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.

All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.

And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to

I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.

And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.

I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.

‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️

✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅

⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️

💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧