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[transxfiles]

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

[mpregwizard-deactivated20260125]

more like

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[surprisebitch]

isnt this reverse vore?

[ponycamp]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[yesterdaysprint]

[azahhar-deactivated20210729]

The cat is the cutest, you are the repulsive one

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

[baconis42]

oh what a life

[dee-the-red-witch]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[jemariel]

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

[do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas]

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

[labelleizzy]

Or do both for twice the punch!

[snowqueens]

[dokelsss]

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[medeae]

hear me out: a lotr game but you play as the ring, throwing yourself wantonly into the path of unsuspecting folk and slowly corrupting their minds as the game progresses

[sunflowersbymonet]

it’s a lovely morning in middle earth, and you are a horrible ring.

[chickenfarmersan]

[25or6to4]

[pinkomemesforpinkoteens]

[antifachicken]

[goblinlord-deactivated20160826]

i found this lizard in my kitchen licking a marshmallow

[unclefather]

Do you know him?

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[amandaswork]

me after studying 12 years of french in school: 

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[xyinx]

Love her frames and braids… Aye she pretty

[thenatsdorf]

Eyes on the prize. (via maximestreel)

[humorblr]

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[rumpleton]

@riverofdaydreams this is so stupid it had me in stitches