Run Into A Wall

25|nyc|I don't know.

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[butchdemiurge]

*unprompted during a first date* Its interesting don’t you think? Purity’s value lies in its potential defilement

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[hjartasalt]

Sorry if I was weird it's because I'm weird

[coldswarkids]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[theoreinflores]

[lacefuneral]

horse divorce

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

[lkxwv-deactivated20221011]

Howdy!

[feazelblahg]

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

[nattousan]

ladies and gents may i present you with my favorite photo of Ella Fitzgerald ft. that guy

homie was down bad, and can we blame him?

[hopeless-eccentric]

that guy is jazz trumpeter dizzy gillespie! i think it was the smithsonian which just found a second angle of this moment and .

yeah, me too dizzy

[willgrahamscock]

horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

[willgrahamscock]

this applies to unlearning things like shame and creating better coping mechanisms and forming new habits

[is-this-fascism]