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(l)gbt | getting back on this cursed horse

[geocitiesephemera]

Eyewitness Series II by DK Vision (1996)

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Nissan Harlecube, 2009. A special edition of the third edition Cube

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

FUCK. YES. this is what im fucking TALKING about

[eggseventy]

one of the best things about cats is that sometimes they'll just purr because youre around them

[throathole]

Tonight we will let cruelty win

[aba-daba-dooo]

in case anyone was wondering what Psych is about

[excavatorgeneral]

they said "i love you" to each other and my little gay friend let out a genuine cry of anguish.

[runoverbyagreenandpurpledino]

Call me an adult, chasing my tequila with Metamucil

[dailysudeikis]

Happy Birthday to Daniel Jason Sudeikis born on Sept 18, 1975.

[flopstat]

[anoushonit]

In the Psych pilot they made Shawn a "cool guy" who is good with women and drives his motorcycle, and after that they said: "what if we make him really pathetic instead?", and honestly it's the best decision they could have made.

[runoverbyagreenandpurpledino]

Growing up is hard enough, being confronted with the fact that your childhood best friend is a roaring fascist just adds a whole other layer

[jennifercheckwannabeme]

where?

[thememedaddy]

[arollofbutcherpaper]

not only should we all be striving for just that, but we also should always spell and pronounce "that is it" as "dassit"

[blue-saaaaargent]

jame eagan is a freak but he’s also old as fuck you can take him helly. grab a monitor and bash his brains out i believe in you

[l3v5ha]

seth milchick (thinking about the 65 orchestra members he’s been rehearsing with every tuesday and thursday for the past 8 weeks): so… i have your word you’ll report to work tomorrow?

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

[consultingfujoshi]

imagine you are a gay man in your 60s and you've been in the military most of your life so you've never been free to be yourself or to seek out people like you and as a result you're now elderly and alone and you've spent a lifetime betraying yourself and you've never been loved and you get experimental brain surgery to cope with this and then one day you learn that the innocent child version of yourself who knows nothing of your isolation or your sins fell in love with another man and the man he loved was killed for pursuing that relationship and then your other self is also killed presumably for the same reason but you meet the other version of the man he loved and he's married but he wants to get to know you and you don't know him but you have some inextricable connection, something is pulling you towards him and you know you shouldn't trust him but you do and you just don't want to be alone and his husband is kind of a dick so you follow that feeling and it leads you right into a trap he set for you and it turns out that he was just manipulating you all along, to make you let your guard down, and you fell for it because there's a part of you that wants to put your life in his hands and so you do and he takes you to a train station and tells you to get as far away from here as you possibly can, he's saving you perhaps even at the cost of his own life and you think maybe you weren't entirely wrong about trusting him so you tell him you want him and he doesn't deny he wants you back, you tell him you're ready to be loved by him and you don't even know what that means but you keep saying it over and over because it just feels right, like you've been waiting for this your whole life, and maybe you have, all you know is your life hangs in the balance but for the first time you're not afraid, and maybe his interest in you was under false pretenses but you don't care because there's a part of this that's real and you both know it, he doesn't let you kiss him but he lets you touch his face and stroke his cheek with your thumb and then you walk away and get on the train with your dog going to god knows where and as the tracks whisk you away into the great unknown and the dying light of a cold winter day paints your face you think maybe you have been loved all along. happened my friend irving bailiff