I'm probably bored.

30 M - Straya m8. Mostly animals, art, and dumb jokes.

[idiosomatic]

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

[byjove]

‘I have done all I could and I am going home.’ fascinating epitaph on a headstone for a woman who died at age 28 in 1890

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors

[galaxylemonroll]

How could you leave this in the tags!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the beta testing stage

[thedailytask]

160127°

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[thezenzone]

[boybrdr-deactivated20230204]

sopranos episode 1

[mothcub]

In the flower.

[autism-thoughts]

The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit

[autism-thoughts]

This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Uh, do I have worms? And which worms? Help?

That’s a parasitic disease, “Helminthosis” is the term when your body’s being eaten by infection with a worm. It’s a macroparasitic organism that you host causing malnutrition, illness, and anemia the most. You may have picked it up from sewage sludge or fluid waste, or maybe you ingested it while cooking pork with haste.

Ascaris lumbricoides is the commonest of worms, Hymenolepis nana is a tiny vampire germ, There’s Taeniarhynchus saginatus, tapeworms found in beef, You can get an Enterobius infection from a leaf, If a fluke inside your liver may have come from poop of sheep, then that’s Fasciola hepatica chewing through your meat. There’s a nasty little blood worm called a Schistosoma Mud whose eggs will pump your kidneys and your bladder full of blood. You can also get a Toxocara canis, cow, or cat which is hard to diagnose with just a biopsy or scat.

If you think you have a roundworm, like an Onchocerca V, or a hookworm or a nematode from troubles in your pee, it could also be a case of Dracunculiasis too: Or Baylisascaris may have found its way inside of you. That’s not to mention tapeworms- Echinococcosis is first, Hymenolepiasis second, Taenia and Gid worst. Then there’s trematodes and acanthocephala worms and more, these horrid helminths knocking on your alimentary door!

So cook your food and clean your poop and don’t forget your shots, And if you don’t know what you’re eating, better to be safe than not.*

*This poem has not been approved by the FDA for advice regarding parasitic worms. Facts-I-Just-Made-Up exists for entertainment only and should not be used in lieu of proper medical consultation for helminthosis. Please consult your doctor and not a gimmick shitpost blog on tumblr for medical advice like RFK Jr. probably does.

[kosmogrl]

[manwhorewednesdays]

This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

[vilebloods]

baby cats very cute

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

there are controversial foods I like where I’m like “yeah I get it. this isn’t for everyone”

and then there are some where I’m more “our tongue-to-brain setup must literally be wired differently because wtf are you talking about”

[implourium]

i think we're exact opposites, because i looove oatmeal raisin cookies, mushrooms, and meat fat

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

no im saying i like all of them.

category 1 is “I enjoy eating this, but understand why someone else wouldn’t”

category 2 is “this tastes objectively good. therefore our actual perceptions of reality must be different.”

[future-crab]

So I follow N. D. Stevenson (comics writer and animator, most famous for Nimona and She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) and his husband Lee Ostertag (also a comics writer and animator) on Instagram. When I started following them, they were both publicly presenting as women, and then a few years ago N. D. came out as transmasc nonbinary, and then earlier this year Lee also came out as transmasc. Anyway this is all setup to say that Lee had the chance to make the funniest post of all time and he took it:

Absolutely iconic.

[fearoftheminotaur]

I want to throw in that part of the context behind this meme was N.D. talking about how he sometimes gets hatemail for marrying a man as a former lesbian, and how many people seem to think he divorced his wife.

I have not managed to find anyone who thinks that in the wild, but it is so damn funny.

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it