♡princess♡

lover of nature & naked people 18+

[sabinerondissime]

[pearswhy]

i came home from college and my cat is pissed

[pearswhy]

remember that time my cat yelled at me when i came home for winter break

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

THIS IS SO CUTE.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They look so offended like ‘YOU WERE GONE FOR FOREVER

WHY DID YOU NOT BRING ME WITH YOU I NEEDED PETTINGS AND ATTENTION’

[princessofbadassery]

DON’T TRY TO PET ME WHILE I’M YELLING AT YOU

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YOU CAN’T PET AWAY MY ANGER

[malkavianacts]

THAT IS A LEGIT LECTURE OMG

[fieldbears]

“and aNOTHER thing”

[avadcniels]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[moan-s]

[bonvivanski]

Aizawa Yoshikazu

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

[obiwanskenobi]

@pendragonness

[coltre]

[leahberman]

Tumblr -  Instagram - Flickr

[ibadbitch]

that bowser clap is what I’m living for😂

[princecarlton]

You gotta hit the yoshi near the end tho👌🏾

[kingrudegyalchina]

I hate y’all

[ruinedchildhood]

enough

[blowedd]

[suspend]

[bbypocah]

[bbypocah]

I love this picture sooooo much ❤️

[designaddictmom]

[unconquerable1906]

[paularekiyah]

art ❤️

[enlightenedsilverking]

I wanna be a pole dancer

[raveyyrave]

I’m gonna learn how to do this shit

[pillowpapa]

The way the light reflects just so on the muscles in her legs and the way her hair sways and hits the light. Masterpiece.

[sinfulthoughtz-deactivated20220]

She just made pole dancing beautiful

[awlwwish]

*checking my mood ring* it says i love girls

[foxxxey-deactivated20131202]

[niadil]