[brattylikestoeat]

[gravityjunior]

That's because pea flower tea works naturally as a ph indicator! It will turn magenta when mixed with acid (lemon juice) but will turn cyan green when mixed with something alkaline (baking powder, bleach etc.)

[kaouala]

i'm not putting bleach in my tea

[britney]

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

[yourfriendlysis]

SHIT

[thebestoftumbling]

[goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin]

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

[goodbyeeverybodyiamdeacitivatin]

This is still so beautiful to me…I’m in tears again

[lady-feral]

Cronch cronch cronch

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[funnytwittertweets]

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[bitxhinthecomments]

Lol I need tumblr to see this!

Funniest shit I’ve seen and had to share it here. lol leave a like on their TikTok

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[strangehorse]

[ID: a man wearing a denim jacket and jeans riding a scooter with perfect upright posture, v.s. a man (daniel radcliffe) in a dressing gown and slippers brandishing two guns with a manic look on his face]

[professorsparklepants]

This caption is funny because it implies the person who wrote it doesn’t know who Elijah Wood is

[hootenanie]

listen to my regressive rock band, "no"

[everythingfox]

Little turtle cleaning

(via)

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

[memewhore]

[bringiton]

MOVIES BASED ON CLASSIC LITERATURE

Emma → Clueless (1995) Dangerous Liaisons → Cruel Intentions (1999) The Taming of the Shrew → 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Twelfth Night → She’s The Man (2006) Pride and Prejudice → Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)

[everythingfox]

So fresh

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[90skid-com]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

[jaredtpadaleckis-deactivated202]

Cordell Walker ► S1E01 Pilot