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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space đž
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Sade Olutola
Today's Document

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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@russianbear79
Reblog if youâre dead
Wanna see how many people are dead
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck đ«
Report Disney, Report Universal, Knotts, the Large Golf Courses.
Report them en mass and force their business behavior to change.
 âhi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?â
âyeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?â
âabsolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?â
âuuuuuh hold onâ
*fishes something out of my pocket*
âmikey what do i do?â
âget the fries. youll need the energy in the coming daysâ
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
âuhh yes please  the meal would be greatâ
this post legitimately changed the way i think about and consider getting meal deals
Isnât this the post that got the cease and desist from Michael Jacksonâs estate?
I looked it up
yeah it is, ifdsdhgk
world heritage post
THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS
I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure weâve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but likeâŠÂ
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturnâs if they were on earth)Â
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and donât get me started on BUGS like⊠we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
I KNOW!! I did a report on filming locations in Star Wars last year and just made a list of places that looked so surreal they could make a convincing other planet. You covered some on my list but if I could just add a couple more:
Tsingy di Bemaraha, Madagascar
Zhangye Danxia, China (similar to the Rainbow Mountains in terms of appearance)
Chocolate Hills, Philippines
Giantâs Causeway, Northern Ireland
So many missed opportunities with cool ass things on Earth, Lucasfilms smhâŠ
Earth is effing amazing!
Quebrada de Humahuaca, Argentina
Lake Retba, Senegal
Tepui, Venezuela
Tianzi Mountains, China
these would make amazing Star Wars planets OR fantasy material:
Tsingy du Bemaraha, Madagascar again (but a different part)
(those are razor-sharp, if you were wondering. very little of this area has been explored because YIKES)
Lake Natron, Tanzania
(looks cool, but is alkaline enough to Kill Your Shit)
Lake Baikal, Russia
(the deepest lake in the world, seriously)
and Iâll wrap it up with Son Doong Cave, Vietnam, the largest cave in the entire world.
it puts anything Dagobah has to offer to absolute shame:
(seriously, the largest chamber is 660 feet high. you could jam a fucking skyscraper in there and still lose it)Â
anyway I really like caves thanks for coming to my ted talk
If Iâm ever gonna make a movie with cool weird alien features Iâm first gonna ask the internet for weird, wonderful places on earth to look at for inspiration.
Iâd like to contribute!
Namib-Naukluft Park in Namibia
Cave of Crystals, Mexico
Socotra Island, Yemen
Crooked Forest, Poland (look at their funky little trunks they look like theyâre doing the Michael Jackson lean)
Rosenberg Loses It On Police Officer Over Alton Sterling Killing #BlackLivesMatter #AltonSterling
Show this to all your â#NotAllCopsâ friends.
This is why ALL police are garbage. Yes your daddy too.
The Mitchells vs the Machines (2021) dir. by Michael Rianda & Jeff Rowe
Happy Indigenous History Month + Pride Month â€ïž
Without Reservations - Ricardo Caté // #StandingRockTwoSpirits // Historical Photo of Two-Spirit Natives // Griffin Germain // Diné Pride (Cayla Nimmo)
wasnât sure this was true, checked the app store guidelines and found this:
1.1.4 Overtly sexual or pornographic material, defined by Websterâs Dictionary as âexplicit descriptions or displays of sexual organs or activities intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings.â This includes âhookupâ apps that may include pornography or be used to facilitate prostitution.
unclear if/how this will be enforced, but itâs very worrying either way
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A friend of mine confirmed that Apple finally went through with disabling access to discordâs nsfw channels:
I think itâs worth the concern.
Discord has added a workaround: log in on desktop discord, then go to Settings - Privacy & Safety and check the new option âAllow access to NSFW servers on IOSâ
can people please start noticing this stuff hits sex workers, then trans and gay people, THEN whatever thing the hets like that they object to
(disclaimer: yes, i am okay with the hets being weird too)
the future is now
happy bday naruto
Happy birthday naruto
what if i sucked you off while you were playing league đ„șđđ and i only let you cum once you won đ„șđđ but you were just on a losing streak all night and getting increasingly agitated while my jaw gets more and more sore and it's awkward and you start to lose the ability to stay hard while raging abt your jungler and i eventually decide to go home but after i leave i realize i don't have a car and i accidentally left my phone at your place so i can't call an uber so i just sit on the curb contemplating my life choices that led me to this moment. it's my fault for being attracted to a league player, i think
Almost like this was done of purpose to keep certain groups of ppl from voting
When Black people say that racism is systemic this is what we mean. By being over policed we are in constant danger of being disenfranchised.
Whatâs that one post? âA government that removes a prisonerâs right to vote is now a government with an extremely vested interest in jailing its political opposition.â
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