rusty lake resident

mainly star trek and batfam she/they

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[computationalcalculator]

[queerolddad]

Don’t let fake fans tell you different, Trek has always been queer 🏳️‍🌈🪐🚀

[glenmorrre]

[paradosical]

man they just let him say anything on that bridge

[deathsprout]

remember when kirk and spock had that shit on?

[sergeantsporks]

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

[sergeantsporks]

Every time

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[vargdottern]

happy pride month to the ones who started it all

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

John, why is Amazon (my beloathed) telling me that the paperback edition of Hollywood, Ending costs almost $10 more than the hardcover? Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

There is no paperback and won't be until at least 2027. What you're seeing is the large print edition. Do not accidentally order the large print edition. But more importantly, two great questions are contained with your question:

What is amazon's pricing system? NO ONE KNOWS EXCEPT AN ALGORITHM THAT NO HUMAN CONTROLS OR UNDERSTANDS.

Why don't regular paperbacks and regular hardcovers come out at the same time? BECAUSE MY PUBLISHER WON'T LET ME DO THIS EVEN THOUGH IT OBVIOUSLY MAKES SENSE AND PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ HOW THEY WANT TO READ THIS IS NOT THE 19TH CENTURY.

Preorder a signed hardcover of Hollywood, Ending.

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[sunderwight]

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[theentertainmentfeed]

[beardedmrbean]

[hieragalbatorixdottir]

Jim to a woman he is in love with: You talk like my first officer

(yes, he said that. ep The Deadly Years)

[cerastes]

So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.