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Rusty y Danny son gays

[djiange]

Ocean’s One

[gold-larcenist]

@rusty-ocean

[rusty-ocean]

Omg el amor de mi vida

[kandykirby9]

My Ocean and Rusty parent teacher conference I made a while back during my physics class (boring class bro). Anyways, I’ll do a part 2…eventually…

COMIC DIALOGUE:

Danny: you think we’re getting too old for this?

Rusty: tch, speak for yourself, grandpa.

Danny: y’know what Russ—

RING RING

Rusty: you gonna pick that up?

Danny: *sighhh* yeah?

Bobby: Ocean, are you busy?

Danny: …you could say that.

Bobby: Well can you finish soon?

Danny: 10 minutes?

Rusty: 10 minutes.

Danny: ok, Bobby, 10 minutes. What do you need?

Bobby: *overlapping Danny and Rusty* It’s my idiot son. He’s got into some kind of trouble at school and his teacher wants to meet with us to discuss it or something. Molly’s in France and I…don’t want to deal with him right now. So could you go bail him out, or whatever these parent-teacher conferences are about.

(*Danny and Rusty overlapping Bobby*

Rusty: you have the—?

Danny: in your pocket.

Rusty: this mask better be worth it.

Danny: this call better be worth it.

Danny: you think we have time to—?

Rusty: sure, if you’ll let me cut the glass.)

Danny: sure Bobby, I’ll be there

Bobby: thanks, Ocean. Oh, and Ryan?

Rusty: yeah?

Bobby: give Linus a piece of my mind will you?

Rusty: you got it

Danny: and we couldn’t get Yen ‘cause—?

Rusty: Circus Tour

Danny: World Tour?

Rusty: Mm.

[gold-larcenist]

aside from glorious coming-of-age fics, you'll never get the chance to witness 'a young DannyandRusty', like baby Danny and Rusty pulling off textbook heists or kissing each other on the mouth (unless the filmmakers deliberate making a laughingstock), so here you go:

start off with: Amici per la pelle 1955 (mario is danny, franco is rusty)

then: The Goldfinch 2013 by Donna Tartt (boris is danny, theo is rusty)

[schumis-weddingdress]

Recently rewatched the F1 movie because I had nothing better to do and

THIS.

WE ARE SLEEPING ON THIS. HARD.

Sonny and Kate this, Sonshua that, THIS is the real deal ladies and gentlemen.

Ruben buys an F1 team. He could ask ANYONE. Any driver in the world to fill the second seat, drivers with experience, drivers who would be VERY willing to return to F1 and he goes straight for Sonny. He BEGS him to come back, actually begs him and Sonny?? Goes right back not because the team is good or because he missed F1 so much but because he TRUSTS Ruben to do something good with the team. The people at APX are like “why tf do we need him” and Ruben is ofc like “let the boy do his thing”

Ruben didn’t know how serious Sonny’s injuries were. When he finds out his immediate and I mean IMMEDIATE reaction is that Sonny can’t continue racing. That’s it. It doesn’t matter that he’s actually good, doesn’t matter that he is the team’s last hope, Ruben would never forgive himself if something happened to Sonny, so he’s out without question. And their conversation in that hospital room? Don’t even get me started. “We’re drivers” “We’re not. We are just… sentimental idiots”

When Sonny gets the deal to betray the team he just got kicked out of, not only does he reject it, he comes back to PULL the team out of the shit. Of course he thinks about the team as it’s entirety but also it’s the fact that the potential failure would cost Ruben the team. Kate might find another job and JP has options too but for Ruben his F1 dream might be over and Sonny is aware of that.

And through it all it’s the fact that these two actually raced against each other when they were young and were RIVALS even. Now let’s remember who co-produced the movie…

And for my final point, because they keep bringing up shit like “then it would be revenge for Monaco”, may I humbly ask

So you can have whatever opinions on the F1 movie but we all know that in this sport all roads lead back to old man yaoi and you gotta admit that at least they got that right.

[airsdoodle]

i need to rewatch oceans 11. i need to rewatch oceans 11. i need to rewatch oceans 11. i need to rewatch oceans 11. i need to rewatch oceans 11. (dosent rewatch oceans 11)

[gold-larcenist]

@rusty-ocean

[rusty-ocean]

yo (termino exámenes y veo todas las películas de nuevo) :3

[fromthemousetrap]

thank you fifa im not even a soccer fan but i got to see some soapshipping and a random owen wilson appearance on an innocuous tuesday thank you

[requiderium]

Hey fellas

[requiderium]

Having a right-hand man sounds awfully homosexual to me but there has to be another explanation, right?

[dramaticnia]

Two souls, one shared brain cell, and the exact moment they figured it out ~ (つㅠ﹏ㅠ)つ⋆｡𖹭⭒˚｡⋆

Wolfs 2024 | Dir. Jon Watts

[thanosthedadtitan]

INCOMING!!!!!!

[shipps-in-this-room]

Offering a lil sketch for this month,, Happy Pride Month<3

[tree5tyle]

[insert long ass movie name] yaoi fanart in 2026

[tree5tyle]

Some more

[tree5tyle]

Some more WOOOOOOW I AM SO COOKED

[calamitys-child]

Everyone in the Oceans movies has exactly two personality traits and they are "huge bitch" and "mental illness" and the only difference between them is what proportion of each they have

[calamitys-child]

The thing about all of the Oceans films is that absolutely none of it makes sense unless they're all queer

[calamitys-child]

Like are you seriously telling me Rusty and Danny aren't lovers? That gay love isn't what saved Reuben's life? That Lou and Tammy didn't at some point both have a very emotionally intense affair with Debbie? Please. I have to laugh.

[menstitsenjoyer]

seriously what’s with both ocean’s having sexy, bitchy, blonde partners with a fancy taste in clothes

[be-oceans-be-gay]

this is so universal thought

[rustedark]

This scene is so different from script to movie mostly in the relationship between rusty and danny. I think I like the movie one better in that the dynamic shown is more interesting to me but this is also veryy interesting

You really get the impression that they are angry at each other and maybe feeling betrayed? Whereas in the movie there's some clear disagreement about danny getting arrested but they don't actually seem mad at each other

[ishincroyable]