Ghost of his Mistake

I made a ghost Poseidon blog 👻👻👻

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Why is everyone getting harrassed by a random ass woman.

[sonofpolybus]

”What???”

love in paradise plays in the background.

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

"Look at the bright side, we can scare her away once she notices we're gay."

[sonofpolybus]

”True.”

“Though she’s a goddess.”

“But wai-“

*gets thrown to ogygia*

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

😨

[the-epic-amphinomus]

I'm not gay but I hope she realizes I'm just really into my wife. :)

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Dude.. if that didn't stop us from trying to court Penelope, you think that'll stop some crazy goddess?

[the-epic-amphinomus]

... fuck...

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Good thing I can just say I don't like pussy.. well, I mean, technically I do but- She doesn't have to know.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Maybe I should pretend to be gay....

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

That's a good idea. But she's probably gonna say 'prove it'.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

How would I prove that???

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

I'm not actually sure.. how does one prove their gayness?

[the-epic-amphinomus]

If Euras okay with it we could... nevermind... *he looks like he's gonna throw up*

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

I mean, I think she'd be okay with it if it meant escaping some deranged woman. Also, why do you think kissing me would ne disgusting? Mind you, I kiss really well.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Shs probably would. Doubt it, bet you're a gross kisser.

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Bitch, shut up. You can ask Eurymachus or Telemachus and they'll prove you wrong.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

You think I trust those two??? Telemachus is the most sheltered man ever, probably were his first kiss and Eury is Eury.

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

I still know I'm a great kisser. No, not even great. I'm the best.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Ha! I would blow your mind!

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Oh yeah? Bet.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Bet!

[bright-side-of-the-moon-tele]

"Or we could just wait for Athena?" Did he appear out of nowhere? Yes.

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

.. How long did that take for Odysseus?

[bright-side-of-the-moon-tele]

"mmmmmm about seevvveeennn yeearrss???"

[athena-goddess-of-wisdom]

*flashbacks from God Games* I am not going to aid him.

[bright-side-of-the-moon-tele]

".....Welp back to the gay plan"

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

That's what I'm sayin'. But Amphinomus can't kiss for shit, he ain't helping.

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Ugh fine! I will kiss you the way that you want if you will be convincing enough for Calypso! Ya freak

[bright-side-of-the-moon-tele]

"we're never leaving at this rate,"

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Shush kid, the adults are talking.

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

[lethia-not-athena]

Lethia! Guess what?

"What?"

[_______]'s pregnant!

"...WHAT!?"

Yes, folks. A rp blog is pregnant. And Only I know who! Let's see if you find out >:) (and no, it's not any of mine)

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

Am I pregnant?

[cybergata]

This little girl loves her human enough to follow him in places kittens don’t go.

[0512-97]

Literally my first time seeing a kitty in water without fighting

[unclefather]

the waves are too big for her

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Infinite cosmic amounts of love, itty bitty kitty living space.

[trashana-deactivated20200120]

i fucking sobbing this is so cute

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

Me and who

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Heyy, Amphi..

If, hypothetically, a goddess put a curse on me and I was in constant pain.. would you ask Poseidon for help? You know, because he gave you his blessing and all that..

– @antinous-of-ithaca

I guess? What did you do?

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Okay, so, I had hook-ups with Telemachus before I decided to propose to Eurymachus. Well, turns out he didn't quite like that and he probably sent Athena after me and now I'm cursed.

[athena-goddess-of-wisdom]

*pissed* Excuse me I'm not Telemachus’s attack dog. He didn't tell me to do anything to you. I did it because you are a mortal that needs to be put back into his place. I cursed you because I wanted to.

Also, good luck getting Poseidon's aid cause even if he helps at the end of the day, only I can remove it, and I hate Poseidon.

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

Okay so fuck you too

[athena-goddess-of-wisdom]

*smirks* How was being stabbed by one of my mortals repeatedly?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

[the-epic-amphinomus]

@antinous-of-ithaca you're welcome :)

Also Poseidon can you help my friend at all?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

I can talk to my brother if that helps

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Heyy, Amphi..

If, hypothetically, a goddess put a curse on me and I was in constant pain.. would you ask Poseidon for help? You know, because he gave you his blessing and all that..

– @antinous-of-ithaca

I guess? What did you do?

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Okay, so, I had hook-ups with Telemachus before I decided to propose to Eurymachus. Well, turns out he didn't quite like that and he probably sent Athena after me and now I'm cursed.

[athena-goddess-of-wisdom]

*pissed* Excuse me I'm not Telemachus’s attack dog. He didn't tell me to do anything to you. I did it because you are a mortal that needs to be put back into his place. I cursed you because I wanted to.

Also, good luck getting Poseidon's aid cause even if he helps at the end of the day, only I can remove it, and I hate Poseidon.

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

Okay so fuck you too

[athena-goddess-of-wisdom]

*smirks* How was being stabbed by one of my mortals repeatedly?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Heyy, Amphi..

If, hypothetically, a goddess put a curse on me and I was in constant pain.. would you ask Poseidon for help? You know, because he gave you his blessing and all that..

– @antinous-of-ithaca

I guess? What did you do?

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

Okay, so, I had hook-ups with Telemachus before I decided to propose to Eurymachus. Well, turns out he didn't quite like that and he probably sent Athena after me and now I'm cursed.

[athena-goddess-of-wisdom]

*pissed* Excuse me I'm not Telemachus’s attack dog. He didn't tell me to do anything to you. I did it because you are a mortal that needs to be put back into his place. I cursed you because I wanted to.

Also, good luck getting Poseidon's aid cause even if he helps at the end of the day, only I can remove it, and I hate Poseidon.

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

Okay so fuck you too

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Don't you have a trident????

Oh yeah. *cocks trident* he's going down.

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

THE "COCKS TRIDENT" KILLED ME I'M DOUBLE DEAD NOW

[leading-with-the-heart]

"So if my son killed you that explains why... Actually no that perfectly explains why the one with glasses killed me." A ghost stood before him, bleeding ichor everywhere. Ichor slowly seeped from his eye, his shoulder, chest, stomach, everywhere he had a stab wound in all honesty.

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

[Odysseus had been sitting near the Lethe, a fair distance away where he couldn't reach out and touch it, but close enough where he could see his reflection mirrored in the surface. When the voice called out to him, he turned and just barely managed to stifle a gasp, if not the look of surprise on his face]

"Lord Poseidon, you're . . . " [he trails off for a moment, gaze flicking over the dead god, and the wounds that he was certain had caused it] "I'm afraid I've missed quite a lot since my passing . . . Polites used to be very forgiving."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Well apparently not so much so,” he sighed, running his hand through his hair. He gagged slightly as he watched his hair become sticky with the golden liquid before turning to the fallen hero and looking him up and down before attempting to crack a smile. “But hey, at least I can visit my brother whenever I want now.” He chuckled in a more self deprecating way than anything. “How’s Elysium treating ya?”

[leading-with-the-heart]

[The former captain smiles back. It was strange to be having such a casual conversation with a god; even Athena, whom he had a close relationship with, was not so relaxed] "It is beautiful, but lonely on its own. I travel to Asphodel more often than not to see my mother."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Your mother isn’t here?” The god sat by the former captain, looking at the Lethe. “She was a good queen and a damn good mother, even made me self conscious with how I treated my own kids sometimes.”

He looked at his reflection in the water before stirring the Lethe with a stick. “Every storm she saw through she took like a new challenge, makes me scared sometimes y’know? I’ll never forget her cursing me during a hurricane when she had you and your sister in her arms as infants, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her any more furious than that day.”

[leading-with-the-heart]

"I will be honest; I'm not sure where her soul is bound. Perhaps she simply wanders Asphodel speaking to the common souls; she did love offering comfort to her people . . . I'm sure she's still waiting for Father and Ctimene to arrive, too."

Odysseus watches the ripples cast by the stick, allowing his mind to wander back to his mortal life. He couldn't recall the memory he described, given his young age, but it sure sounded like his mother. "I'm sure she had no quarrel with you, just your domain at times. I always told myself I was prepared to die for Telemachus whenever I held him in my arms."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Speaking of your son Telemachus, you should be proud." The god would pop his back before looking at him. "He's been defending your wife and honor for years now."

He then looked at the Lethe, dropping the stick in with a sigh. "I don't know how he does it really, 108 suitors after your wife and he defended her passionately every day until I couldn't watch anymore. He grew into a bright young man any father would be proud to call his son."

[leading-with-the-heart]

"One hundred and eight . . . " [The king mutters, a mix of emotions swirling in his mind and body alike. He instinctively reaches for his cape to tug it around himself, but remembers it's no longer his when his hand comes to contact with his shoulder instead]

"I may not have a clue as to what sort of man he grew to be; nor what he may look like, but I am proud. Always will be." [Odysseus' smile slowly fades. He hopes Polites will return soon to aid his son for him] "Does he still have that strange tuft of hair that never rests?"

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

He smiled and nodded, taking his own cape off and wrapping it around the king's shoulders. "Messy, messy hair. He looked like he had just fallen asleep in the library if he didn't fix his hair every five minutes."

He laughed, sitting back before he slowly went silent and looked at the water. "How was my son...? Was he still greed ridden and unbearable? I tried to teach him differently, but he constantly disobeyed."

[leading-with-the-heart]

"So if my son killed you that explains why... Actually no that perfectly explains why the one with glasses killed me." A ghost stood before him, bleeding ichor everywhere. Ichor slowly seeped from his eye, his shoulder, chest, stomach, everywhere he had a stab wound in all honesty.

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

[Odysseus had been sitting near the Lethe, a fair distance away where he couldn't reach out and touch it, but close enough where he could see his reflection mirrored in the surface. When the voice called out to him, he turned and just barely managed to stifle a gasp, if not the look of surprise on his face]

"Lord Poseidon, you're . . . " [he trails off for a moment, gaze flicking over the dead god, and the wounds that he was certain had caused it] "I'm afraid I've missed quite a lot since my passing . . . Polites used to be very forgiving."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Well apparently not so much so,” he sighed, running his hand through his hair. He gagged slightly as he watched his hair become sticky with the golden liquid before turning to the fallen hero and looking him up and down before attempting to crack a smile. “But hey, at least I can visit my brother whenever I want now.” He chuckled in a more self deprecating way than anything. “How’s Elysium treating ya?”

[leading-with-the-heart]

[The former captain smiles back. It was strange to be having such a casual conversation with a god; even Athena, whom he had a close relationship with, was not so relaxed] "It is beautiful, but lonely on its own. I travel to Asphodel more often than not to see my mother."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Your mother isn’t here?” The god sat by the former captain, looking at the Lethe. “She was a good queen and a damn good mother, even made me self conscious with how I treated my own kids sometimes.”

He looked at his reflection in the water before stirring the Lethe with a stick. “Every storm she saw through she took like a new challenge, makes me scared sometimes y’know? I’ll never forget her cursing me during a hurricane when she had you and your sister in her arms as infants, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her any more furious than that day.”

[leading-with-the-heart]

"I will be honest; I'm not sure where her soul is bound. Perhaps she simply wanders Asphodel speaking to the common souls; she did love offering comfort to her people . . . I'm sure she's still waiting for Father and Ctimene to arrive, too."

Odysseus watches the ripples cast by the stick, allowing his mind to wander back to his mortal life. He couldn't recall the memory he described, given his young age, but it sure sounded like his mother. "I'm sure she had no quarrel with you, just your domain at times. I always told myself I was prepared to die for Telemachus whenever I held him in my arms."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Speaking of your son Telemachus, you should be proud." The god would pop his back before looking at him. "He's been defending your wife and honor for years now."

He then looked at the Lethe, dropping the stick in with a sigh. "I don't know how he does it really, 108 suitors after your wife and he defended her passionately every day until I couldn't watch anymore. He grew into a bright young man any father would be proud to call his son."

[leading-with-the-heart]

"So if my son killed you that explains why... Actually no that perfectly explains why the one with glasses killed me." A ghost stood before him, bleeding ichor everywhere. Ichor slowly seeped from his eye, his shoulder, chest, stomach, everywhere he had a stab wound in all honesty.

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

[Odysseus had been sitting near the Lethe, a fair distance away where he couldn't reach out and touch it, but close enough where he could see his reflection mirrored in the surface. When the voice called out to him, he turned and just barely managed to stifle a gasp, if not the look of surprise on his face]

"Lord Poseidon, you're . . . " [he trails off for a moment, gaze flicking over the dead god, and the wounds that he was certain had caused it] "I'm afraid I've missed quite a lot since my passing . . . Polites used to be very forgiving."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Well apparently not so much so,” he sighed, running his hand through his hair. He gagged slightly as he watched his hair become sticky with the golden liquid before turning to the fallen hero and looking him up and down before attempting to crack a smile. “But hey, at least I can visit my brother whenever I want now.” He chuckled in a more self deprecating way than anything. “How’s Elysium treating ya?”

[leading-with-the-heart]

[The former captain smiles back. It was strange to be having such a casual conversation with a god; even Athena, whom he had a close relationship with, was not so relaxed] "It is beautiful, but lonely on its own. I travel to Asphodel more often than not to see my mother."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Your mother isn’t here?” The god sat by the former captain, looking at the Lethe. “She was a good queen and a damn good mother, even made me self conscious with how I treated my own kids sometimes.”

He looked at his reflection in the water before stirring the Lethe with a stick. “Every storm she saw through she took like a new challenge, makes me scared sometimes y’know? I’ll never forget her cursing me during a hurricane when she had you and your sister in her arms as infants, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her any more furious than that day.”

[leading-with-the-heart]

"So if my son killed you that explains why... Actually no that perfectly explains why the one with glasses killed me." A ghost stood before him, bleeding ichor everywhere. Ichor slowly seeped from his eye, his shoulder, chest, stomach, everywhere he had a stab wound in all honesty.

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

[Odysseus had been sitting near the Lethe, a fair distance away where he couldn't reach out and touch it, but close enough where he could see his reflection mirrored in the surface. When the voice called out to him, he turned and just barely managed to stifle a gasp, if not the look of surprise on his face]

"Lord Poseidon, you're . . . " [he trails off for a moment, gaze flicking over the dead god, and the wounds that he was certain had caused it] "I'm afraid I've missed quite a lot since my passing . . . Polites used to be very forgiving."

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

“Well apparently not so much so,” he sighed, running his hand through his hair. He gagged slightly as he watched his hair become sticky with the golden liquid before turning to the fallen hero and looking him up and down before attempting to crack a smile. “But hey, at least I can visit my brother whenever I want now.” He chuckled in a more self deprecating way than anything. “How’s Elysium treating ya?”

[nobody-ody]

"BEFORE ANYONE SAYS SHIT THAT LITTLE SHIT ISN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME WITH A 7 FOOT POLE- I THINK I WOULD RATHER BE ALIVE AGAIN THAN THAT"

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

You… like being dead?

Let’s not question these things, son.

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"I had to deal with my brother and his wife constantly fighting at night across the hall from me on Olympus when I was trying to sleep what do you think?"

[nobody-ody]

TELEMACHUS WHO ARE YOU DATING?? (upset i can't be the one, but im happy for you :3)

…Poseidon.

WHAT????

[Ody is baffled]

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

/silly/ooc

[jorgeofithaca]

Has Jorge seen the @ruthlessness-was-mercy blog????

WELL NOW SINFE YOURE SHOWING IT

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

[the-epic-amphinomus]

"Athena wants to fuck around with mortals and make them stupidly difficult to deal with then so will I." He then grabbed Amphinous' wrist and made a small trident marking appear. "There, you have my blessing now."

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

(i was originally gonna do this to Antinous but then I saw that the gods hate him /silly)

Wait what...? Cool... what does it do?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Depends," he cocked his head to the side, "what do you want to do with it?"

[the-epic-amphinomus]

*he thinks* I just want to myself and my family... and my friends to I suppose. Will it help me in that goal?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

The god looked at him for a moment shocked before giving him a genuine smile and nodding. "Sure kid."

[the-epic-amphinomus]

"Athena wants to fuck around with mortals and make them stupidly difficult to deal with then so will I." He then grabbed Amphinous' wrist and made a small trident marking appear. "There, you have my blessing now."

@ruthlessness-was-mercy

(i was originally gonna do this to Antinous but then I saw that the gods hate him /silly)

Wait what...? Cool... what does it do?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Depends," he cocked his head to the side, "what do you want to do with it?"

[the-epic-amphinomus]

DUDE.. the ocean is a soup..

– @antinous-of-ithaca

... are you high?

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

No, I'm sober. I just feel like shit but.. I swear the ocean is a soup. Just think about it! What do you put in a soup?

[the-epic-amphinomus]

... the fuck are you talking about man?

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

What do you need to make soup?

[the-epic-amphinomus]

I don't know vegetables and meat?

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

The ocean is a giant soup; it has water, salt, vegetables, which is pretty much corals and seaweeds, and fish! It's fucking soup!

[the-epic-amphinomus]

.... yeah you go try to eat that. I dare you.

[xanthi-of-ithaca]

I'm just sayin', the ocean is technically a soup!

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Please don't call my house a soup."

[the-epic-amphinomus]

*He jumps* the fuck you come from???

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Well ever since the king killed me I just kinda follow him around and bully him,"

[the-epic-amphinomus]

.... is he back...!?

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"Yeah, you should run"

[the-epic-amphinomus]

Oh fuck! Can you help us!? It'll probably piss him off!

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

"I mean I can give you a trident"

[the-epic-amphinomus]

PLEASE! *he looks desperate*

[ruthlessness-was-mercy]

*He handed it over* "Also why is Athena screaming at Telemachus and Antinous?"