ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO FAP HERE

pan/poly/always horny

[patchodraws]

“You like that, baby?”

[Ko-Fi]

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DAMN

[dashingicecream]

I drew a lot of rwby yesterday 🤔

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Solar Flare's idea of foreplay is comparing abs

[cosmicbob]

WEISS: (while on the phone from her office) What are you doing?

RUBY: (playing video games) The dishes.

WEISS: Oh really? Why do I hear a laser gun?

RUBY: We live in a rough neighborhood, Snowflake.

[cosmicbob]

Twitter in Remnant is wild

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I love Nora's Twitter username

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(Team CFVY goes out for lunch)

COCO: Get whatever you want, boys and girls. I just had one of my designs for stylish boots picked up by Mucci so Mama has a bit of Lien to spend!

WAITER: May I take your order?

COCO: I'll have a grilled chicken Caesar wrap, french fries and a sparkling water.

WAITER: Excellent. And you, sir?

YATSU: I'll have a garden salad with bacon and some herbal tea.

WAITER: And you, sir?

FOX: (deliberately holding his menu upside down even though ADA gave him a full read out) Uh...a cheeseburger and fries. Coffee to drink.

WAITER: And you, ma'am?

VELVET: (cheerfully) I will have a triple bacon cheeseburger, with onion rings, a side bowl of chili and a glass of Demon Fuel energy drink please!

TEAM CFY: ...

VELVET: What? I'm hungry!

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Rooster Teeth knows who the real Goddess is.

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WHITLEY: Stop dating my sister!

RUBY: Just for that I'm going to date Weiss even harder now!

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MAY: Gender is a game and I have the cheat codes.

[hadesisqueer]

Sun: Aren't you gay?

Coco: I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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(CFVY is having a picnic on a beautiful day.)

VELVET: (sharing a fruit platter with Coco) I think you're berry pretty.

COCO: Oh yeah? I think you're pear-fact.

VELVET: Well, I love you cherry much!

COCO: I think you've got a peach of my heart

FOX: And I think I'm going to be sick.

[kdinjenzen]

The proper way to crush and recycle a can.

[kdinjenzen]

"Have you crushed anything between your thighs? That sounds like something you would have done.”

:3c

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[bunwithabox]

TRUTH - Which memeber of CFVY would you rather have as a boyfriend or girlfriend?

There was a long, embarrassed silence from Velvet as her cheeks turned the brightest pink possible. Like one of those hot pink crayons that everyone wanted in elementary school to finish their unicorn's hair. Unfortunately for the long eared Faunus girl, the TRUTH effect was impossible to ignore!

"I-I'd rather have Coco!" Velvet squeaked out in a panicked and small voice. Once she admitted it, her ears drooped down over her face and she pulled them down even further to hide her embarrassment.

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CrossHares is end game!

[hadesisqueer]

Weiss: Can you describe your sexual orientation with a song?

Blake: Sure I can. Hannah Montana's opening.

Weiss:

Weiss: How so?

Yang: Yeah I don't get it.

Blake: I get the best of both worlds.

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Blake: I can also describe it like a candy bar jingle. Sometimes I feel like I want nuts, sometimes I don't

[hadesisqueer]

Kidnapper: We have her.

Ren: Who?

Kidnapper: Your girlfriend! Nora Valkyrie. We have her.

Ren: Oh. Okay.

Kidnapper: “Okay”? We have your girlfriend!

Ren: No, you don't have Nora. She has you. Good luck.

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"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me!" ~ Nora Valkyrie

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HOT TAKE: I'm looking forward to the Yang/Jaune/Ren/Oscar team up cause it means I can stop seeing "OMG R*SEGARDEN!" posts everytime Ruby and Oscar are on screen together

[tumblezwei]

Lindsay and Barbara basically confirming that Yang and Ruby are gonna butt heads and Barb describing Ruby as an "antagonist" in regards to Yang is all I fucking needed I'm so ready

Lindsay defining v8 as "everything hurts" also kills me

[bobasisters]

... the volume’s definitely gonna end with Ruby getting taken away to Evernight innit

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Bonus points if this leads to Yang and Ruby seperately ranting to their girlfriend/partners and Blake and Weiss are just nodding and letting them vent while texting each other to figure out how they're going to reunite them.

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Headcanon that it takes May Marigold an ungodly amount of time to wash her hair, so the Happy Huntresses always make sure she showers last in their secret gay headquarters.

ROBYN: May, I love you to death but there's so much blue hair in this drain it looks like someone murdered Cookie Monster!