[ryancshar]

Okay, decided to come back on here after probably two years. Who's still here? 😅

[thewranglerbutts]

[bareback-bieber]

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[coaltar-of-the-deepers]

Genuine ostrich🐧

Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶

OH!😲

wait, What??😧❓

I’m just goofin'😂🤡

New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠

[turnipfritters]

remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

[ingtarwolf-deactivated20181002]

No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.

[algo-hermoso]

You’re really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

[heterokatedison]

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[liamandtigger]

she doesn’t understand humming

[chasing-asterion]

This cleared my skin and my depression

[totalariana]

when someone telling you some tea you already heard

[mjalti]

me, single, dishing out relationship advice

[sunfortune]

via

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[ufowiki-deactivated20200824]

woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

[wildbillnye]

Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

[cocksmasher69]

William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

[celtyradfem]

Every line had me screaming

[kissthefurr]

[f-a-u-n-a]

C L E E T U S

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

[acidocasualidad]

[zephyrcorsair-deactivated202408]

she’s beauty she’s grace her passport’s just a face

[hashtagloveloses]

MOISTURIZE ME

[shroomfucker]

Ah, to be a sleepy prison guard on the way to a chair by the cell of an adventurer… Maybe I will wear my oversize ring of keys extra loose tonight.. who knows what could happen if I were to uh… doze off.. ;)

[surprisebitch]

Soo I have a new professor today who’s handsome and I checked his social medias and saw that he listens a lot of Lana Del Rey...

oh wow there’s absolutely no heterosexual explanation for this

[dogaesthetics]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WAFER!!! ❤

[dicknurse]

Not For Sale

[atomicbombing]

[trapcard]

this is SO funny

[gingerglides]

The idea that, if Eleven and Matilda ever met they would be enemies or fight is totally ludicrous. Matilda would take one look in Eleven’s lost, angry eyes, and take her in. She’d be patient and thorough, teaching her new words every day, and they would share chocolates and roller skate and have regular kid fun. Matilda would show her board games but Eleven would insist on cards. They’d both cheat and see who was better at getting away with it. Eleven would teach Matilda how to move larger objects with her powers and be utterly fucking thrilled by the story of revenge on Ms. Trunchbull.

They would be thick as thieves and no one can convince me otherwise.

[gayingmantis]

[alright-gay]

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

[plantwitch]

ladies, if he dies, he dies!