"Jay Walker Ninjago is transgender, but that doesn't mean he's a twink baby loser!", I yell, hidden deep in an enormous crowd, cutting off all other voices.
I frown, as the people scream, "No, he's wrong!" "He's not Transgender!", or "I think if he's transgender that makes him a twink!"
I cry, as the crowd gets angrier, and angrier, until suddenly, I hear the voice of another. "He's right!" they say, " I'm no twink! But I am transgender!" The cacophony of voices come to a halt, and he comes to the center of the stage. It's him, the real Jay Walker Ninjago. "I'm no twink", he says, "but I am transgender", he repeats.
Everyone boos, and Jay Walker begins to cry. But luckily for him, Master Wu comes up behind him, followed by Lord Garmadon, as well as the rest of the cast of Ninjago, and they all say collectively, "I watched him get top surgery! He is transgender! And he only cried a little."
Master Wu speaks, "I've met many twinks in my days, for example, Tang Lego Monkie Kid, my ex boyfriend, or Lord Garmadon himself. But Jay Walker, the lightning ninja, is not one of them. Look at his muscles. He is muscular, and he is transgender." Kai Smith and Nya Smith assist eachother in removing Jay Walker's shirt to demonstrate. "He has muscles!" Kai yells, as he slaps Jay's rockhard abs. "Just look at them!" Nya screams, falling to the floor, crying into her hands.
The crowd is silent for this whole interaction, until, one person starts to clap, and then everyone. Everyone, one by one, takes turns saying "I stand by you, Muscular Transgender Jay Walker." "I stand by you, Muscular Transgender Jay Walker."
The scene is beautiful, and then, the building burns down, and they all die, except for me, I make it out, cause I'm super cool or something. And more transgender and more muscular than Jay Walker Ninjago will ever be.
