Believe the word, I will unlock my door

I probably meant to interact with you on my alt, @commonwealth-operator!

[malnedott]

a dead tree in the woods

[stupefoxmakesgifs]

Every time Elwood steals something (or tries to) in The Blues Brothers (1980)

[itmightrain]

The Blues Brothers (1980)

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[van1llaskys]

[dirtyriver]

It's been a long long time since my last private eye/client commission but when I got a chance to get one by @bethfuller I couldn't resist. The idea of this series of commissions is to get two portrait pieces which combined together, like a wraparound cover or two interlocking covers, depict the interior of a private eye's office. The P.I.'s on the left, at his desk, and the client on the right, looking through window blinds. The classic, iconic scene.

So who are the P.I. and the client this time around? For the P.I. Beth was inspired by Fables/The Wolf Among Us's Bigby, and for the client this piece by Brian Stelfreeze I've been obsessed with since I first saw it in Noir Magazine way back in 1995. And as a special treat, Beth agreed to do three different colorings: greyscale, "her" colors (and oh boy, do I love the color schemes she uses in her own art), and "my" neon noir colors (as seen on that poor Brian Stelfreeze piece that deserved better).

I absolutely love this commission and Beth has been a pleasure to deal with. Thank you so much Beth!

[lesbianartandartists]

Tina Fiveash, A gay morning tea, from the series ‘Stories for Girls,’ 1994

[long4jimshort4gabriel]

@official-boob-posts

[official-boob-posts]

god lesbians are my favorite

[thecryptkeeper]

the substance sisters

[thatone-churro]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Hermaeus Mora’s a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his Daedric fuckin’ tentacle dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Hermaeus Mora, you got a small dick. It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. Tall points, no tentacles, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck Apocrypha. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER DRAGONBORN PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on Aprocrypha. I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on TAMRIEEEEEL! How do you like that, ALDUIN? I PISSED ON TAMRIEL, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

[worldeaterofficial]

[eye-who-sees-all]

I DID NOT DO THIS!!!

[grubhubgaming]

Yeah, Miraak did this.

[komsomolka]

the history of human evolution is so beautiful, fuck religion for looking down on it, honestly. "do you prefer to think you came from gross apes rather than from god" yes❤️ and from fish😌

[quicksilvermad]

SOUND ON.

[cipheramnesia]

[menaslg]

V for Victory

[charnel-grounds]

Jakub Schikaneder (1855–1924), Symbolic View, 1895-97

[oldartss]

Head of Vengeance by Pierre-Paul Prud'hon (1799–1809)

[disease]

"THE MAIDEN'S LAMENT" HORACE VERNET – N.D. [oil on canvas | 32 x 24"]

[arinewman7]

Figure Amongst the Trees

Jakub Schikaneder

[disease]

"THE MAIDEN'S LAMENT" HORACE VERNET – N.D. [oil on canvas | 32 x 24"]