Detective Jones came in and whistled at the crime scene. All the artifacts had been placed together on a table, ready to be bagged by the crime scene boys as soon as he'd had a chance to look at them. Detective Kimmer was already there.
There were thirteen of the artifacts in total, ranging from a grimoire to a footstool, and the two larger pieces, a cello and a rocking chair, were on the ground next to the table. They all had one thing in common: they were made using the skin and bones of the victims.
"It's awful stuff," said Kimmer, who had already been looking at it.
"That's the job," said Jones. "Seeing the worst of the worst."
"I mean, look at the stitching on this grimoire," said Kimmer. He picked it up with blue-gloved hands. "Look at the tanning job he did."
"That's a woman's skin," said Jones.
"Yeah," said Kimmer. "And you know, human skin is probably not the easiest thing to work with, I'm sympathetic to that, but you're going to kill a woman, flay her alive, and then make this?"
"You're upset by the shoddy craftsmanship?" asked Jones.
"I mean, was this the first grimoire he ever made?" asked Kimmer. "There's just no respect for craft here. It's like those morons who say 'I could do that' to everything they see, and at least this guy did try, but look at this, look at how bad all of it is! What he should have done is focus on just one thing and gotten better at perfecting it, but it's like he made one rocking chair out of bones with ribs for the runners and it's fuck-ass dogshit -- sorry, I'm getting worked up."
"He said he targeted people with soft skin," said Jones.
"Yeah, he's like one of those people who buys a bunch of yarn and then makes one disappointing sweater before moving on to the next thing," said Kimmer. "No commitment to actually learning a skill, no dedication to a craft, just this constant desire to leap on some new project. That's the sickness of the modern era, Jones."
"I think maybe it's the murder, Kimmer," said Jones.
"Nah, the murder has always been around, we're in the safest time in human history, fewest serial killers there have ever been," said Kimmer. "I'm talking about something deeper. It's TikTok, it's 24-hour cable news, it's doomscrolling, these people who just want the quick dopamine fix, who couldn't make a proper chair if their lives depended on it."
"Things going okay with the wife, Kimmer?" asked Jones.
"The candle business is not going great, no," said Kimmer.