When did you start being yourself?

She/They/Ey ; Buncha random bullshit, this is my personal blog that I do whatever in ; been more willing to reblog more political stuff recently so if you’re not looking for that rn, then make like a tree and go have some fun! 19

[triptrippy]

transparent trogdor the burninator for ur blog B)

[s0m30n3th3r3]

This is my pinned post now. I decided

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[min8taur]

baka life dot pinge

[sillyimage]

x

[i-suggest-poly]

I have a suggestion

[isuggestswiftmarketregulation]

I also have a suggestion

[i-suggest-poly]

I think I'm in love with you

[totally-cis-offical]

I love jokes that exist for the purpose of a one off joke

[perfectday1972]

[letoilepourpre]

some kind of friend inside mew

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[mostlyghostly66]

Baba is fridge magnet

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[ginger-ale-official]

Imagine joining the army and your drill sergeant talks like this

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[tryan-a-bex]

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

[dullgecko]

I think the middle overlap could also be 'the world would collapse if they stopped doing their jobs'

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[s0m30n3th3r3]

I may be on team Tenna but I will NEVER be disappointed by Senshi winning a sexyman poll

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[stragictea]

I like to headcanon evil Jax as transphobic which I also think is funny I stole what evil Jax says in the first image from a tweet

Side note I love trans people pls don’t think I’m transphobic a lot of right wing twitter was cheering me on for this tweet and that was SO not my intention

[northern-punk-lad]

I hate the uk government for making me agree with Elon musk

[a-cheetosandroid]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Tumblr hates trans women, this is a known fact

[queer-as-city-folk]

Like it's really not a surprise that they (staff) keep banning trans women, they hate trans women and therefore do not apply the same moderation standards they do for other blogs

[queer-as-city-folk]

When I was running the amtrak-official blog and in the closet, tumblr intervened several times as a result of the trademark filings to defend my blog, stating satire, but in May shortly after I came out as trans, I was randomly terminated for a week with no explanation given

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him