centurion shish kebab

gigi•20-something•MN hehkhatea icon by @2impostors

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[glacecakes]

[christianstepmoms]

Yeah, with a fucking Ouija Board probably.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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results

Voting ended onJul 10

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[mikilavellan]

And no one is even doing it with me

[bialkii]

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[dogpuppy]

[taohun]

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

[taohun]

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

[beifongkendo]

Shiba inu (Japanese dog) as depicted on various book copies of the famous 106-volume epic ‘Nansō Satomi Hakkenden’ by Kyokutei Bakin (1814).

[marrogerson]

Knight Eternal's cover is now live! Head over to The Nerd Daily for an excerpt plus an interview in which I talk about the book and my thoughts on @charliebowater 's mind-blowing artwork!

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[foxgirlmindcrank]

Never getting over Charlie Kirk getting shot in the throat right after he uses it to downplay gun violence. Gotta be a top 3 assassination. Up there with Shinzo getting doohickey'd.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It's on some straight up Greek play shit. Man who uses his voice to justify violence and stir evil for years meets his end as that very violence tears out his throat. Poetic. Captured live from multiple angles. People stole his blood soaked merch to hock and his wife was giddy about sale numbers during his funeral.

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and