The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)
Glorious victory!
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noise dept.
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost
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almost home

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)
Glorious victory!
Crew on a whimsical ship...prosthetics that you don't have full autonomy over...Murph bruiser character...Ally character running around being useful without fighting...Zac gunslinger...Emily character obsessed with mechanical beings...conspiracies taking place in alien civilizations...chef we lowkey kidnapped...weird blonde guy Loose on the ship...turtles are there for some reason...welcome back A Starstruck Odyssey
Can we somehow start a collection of the theories about Zood’s geography so we can compare them all? I can’t keep all the theories and evidence straight as it all whizzes past here on Tumblr.
I just need like 6 or so friends to pretend like it’s the 90s with me… is that too much to ask for??
in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,
this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
I just finished Rose House by Arkady Martine, and now I can’t decide if I’m going to start “This is How You Lose the Time War” or finally start the Locked Tomb series.
Just trying to be normal and watch TV but I cannot stop looking for potential Biffmore graduates.
Peering at characters thinking “How many of these mother fuckers look like they majored in reposed standing?”
eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
I can get behind that
(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)
*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”
he walks a different path 🃏♥️
Wealwell, my man.
Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!
The Goblet Nearest You
The Goblet Nearest Me
This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit
went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
Audio:
Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!
Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!
I had a buddy when I first landed ice side who used to quote this old piece of Terran media all the time:
“All these worlds are yours, except Europa; attempt no landing there.”
Well, you can guess where my buddy is now. Pure statistics. Most of us are dead.
But I still think about that quote. It feels like a warning from someone who didn’t think we’d ever get a chance to heed it. The guy who wrote that line had never stood on this forsaken berg, looked up into Jove’s great red eye, and tried to remember what it was like to feel his toes. But he knew. Somehow, he knew.
I think about the word “hubris.” I think about people I’ve never met who don’t know my voice, or how I move, or what I look like, and yet they thought they’d go ahead and send me here to freeze. They know my name, rank, age, height, weight, and serial number. And that’s enough for them I guess.
I wish I knew the story that quote was from. And I wish those strangers sitting around their war rooms would read it. I wish they could have heard my buddy say it over and over and over again while his coms hissed and crackled and finally sputtered out for good as he disappeared into the depths beneath the ice.
We used to tell my buddy to shut the fuck up whenever we were laying in our bunks at night and that old quote started up again. But now I hear it all the time, more than it was ever said.
I look up at the impossible, terrible face of Jove above me, and then down at the ice covering the endless darkness beneath me, and I hear my buddy’s voice, faint, but clear, bubbling up to me from way way way way down:
“All these worlds are yours, except Europa.
Attempt no landing there.”
tracy chapman really unlocked something with fast car. you cant listen to fast car without Feeling. every person who has ever and will ever listen to fast car has felt the same feeling as every other person who has or will listen to it. fast car is an experience. it should be listed in the dsm5. felt too much while listening to fast car.
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