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Tangled au where 12/13 year old Rapunzel gets mad at Mother Gothel and in a fit of teen rebellion cuts her hair and that kills her, so the now orphan Rapunzel leaves the tower and stumbles into the Snuggly Ducking and is effectively adopted by the thugs. She works there as a barmaid and every year a couple of them take her to the outskirts on the kingdom to see the lanterns.
She isn’t found out to be the lost princess until
A) she goes into the kingdom to bail out one of regulars
Or B) after stealing the crown, Eugene, heads to the pub to keep low only to have a heart attack bc wtf is that the queen???
@madluluwriting @captainmagpie-risha here's a new episode!
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— Surprise !
Hearing Charles’ voice, I opened my eyes just to see a blurry, slightly sepia filter on my eyes. The ghost had covered my eyes without thinking. You’d think physical contact with a ghost would be cold and a little damp but this phantom was warm, almost like a living person. I loved touching him… Even if I sometimes made the mistake of leaning on him too much. When that happened, I would go through him, and it felt like going under a heavy summer rain.
When he removed his hands from my face, I foud out he managed to prepare a whole picnic basket. The lid was up so I could see inside. There was a bottle of wine, club sandwiches, a coleslaw salad and a box with “Dan’s patisserie” printed in pink letters. Dan’s was my favourite baker from across town.
— Wh- How did you..?
— That’s confidential, sweetie. I wanted to suprise you.
— Well you certainly succeeded, I said, impressed.
Though I had my doubts about Dan being paid for his work... The basket was accompanied by a blue and purple blanket, my favorite. Charles must have pulled it out of the depth of the closet because I can not remember when I saw it last.
— It’s getting dark, shall we go ? suggested my date.
He offered me his arm and I took it smiling ear to ear. A date ! It was not the first one, obviously, but it would not keep me from getting excited.
It was quite the issue to go outside in broad daylight with a ghost stuck to my side. After a first date where we caused a massive panic in a cinema, we mostly stuck to night dates in the forest. This date was one of those. I grabbed the basket and walked outside alongside Charles. My boo radiated from pride.
Luckily I lived in a quiet neighbourhood where no one stepped outside after sunset, so we stolled peacefully to the end of the alley. There, I pushed a gate waiting to be opened by some hikers. It was an old wooden gate with rusted hinges and some paint flakes remaining from a former coat of blue paint. Starting from the gate was an ancient dirt road with rocks and roots protruding here and there. I loved that path since the moment I first set foot on it, five years ago. I had just mooved there from my parents’ and was an axious mess back then. Walking this path in the middle of the big trees made me feel safe and at home.
Charles by my side, I walked listening to him babbling about a possum family living in the roof of the house. Right at that moment, I felt at peace. An amazing smell made of chocolate, cucumber and fresh bread wafted from the basket hitting my side. Everything was right.
Some time later we arrived at the perfect setting for a picnic : a clearing ticked in the heart of the forest. The moon was shining upon the grass, turning it into a soft fur-like bed. Charles let go of my arm and crossed the clearing and twirled.
— Welcome, Milady ! Please take place !
He had snatched the blanket and spread it on the grass. I chuckled and joined him, sitting on the soft fabric. He took the club sandwitches and the wine out of the basket.
— Did you bring glasses too ? I asked.
— Yes, of course I did, he proudly replied.
He dived his hand in the basket only to turn even more transparent. I smiled.
— What’s going on ? You look like you’ve seen a ghost, I teased him.
Charles frowned and folded his arms in a pouting stance.
— Ha-ha. Very funny.
I knew what was happening. Charles had planned eveything down to the smallest details. Or so he thought. But he forgot the glasses. And maybe he had also forgotten the corkscrew. He looked so disappointed, but I was not angry or annoyed. He sighed.
— Please wait here… I’ll be back soon.
And just like that, he disappeared in the earth. I giggled a bit and let him go fetch the glasses. The teperature was perfect on this end of summer and I enjoyed the light breeze. In typical ghost style, Charles was quickly back. He made sure to make himself known so that I would not jump. He looked diappointed and his glow was duller now than the beginning of the date.
— Charles, honey, I am not disappointed, and all is still perfect.
— No, it’s not. I always forget something, even when I want everything to be perfect. I’m such a numbskull !
— You’re my numbskull, and I like that very much. Now, can I have some of this wine ?
My intervention seemed to lighten the mood and the date was back on track. The wine was just perfect and the club sandwitches were the most délicious thing I ate in a long time - not surprising as I eat mostly pre-cooked meals. The cake was a raspberry and dark chocolate multi-layer cake. I squeeked as I bit into my slice.
— It’s really my favorite thing in the world !
— Whaaat ?! lamented Charles.
His theatrical tone made me laugh.
— You, honey, are out of competition. It would be unfair to anything or anyone else.
Charles smiled and bowed.
— Thank you, Lady Tabitha.
I laughed.
— Happy halfiversary, said Charles affectionately.
— Halfiversary ? I asked.
— Half anniversary, explained the ghost. It’s been six months since we met.
All this was for our first six months together. His attentions touched me even more. It was not an ordinary date after all.
— Thank you. You’re always so considerate, I said with a soft smile. Thank you for being so good to me.
The rest of the evening felt incredibly nice. We laughed and joked some more, I finished my slice of cake and then it was time to go home. Charles being a ghost, he did not eat anything and there was still plenty to eat for the next three days. I walked home next to my boo, hand in hand with him in the moonlight. And everything was still perfect.
@madluluwriting @captainmagpie-risha here's a new episode for you ✨
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The crash of my frying pan was the last straw for my already overwhelmed senses. I slammed my spatula on the counter and turned, eyes shooting daggers at the spectral form behind the ruckus. Charles raised his hands in an attempt to appease me.
– I told you not to play with the pans ! How many times did I-
– Three hundred and sixty five times, interrupted the ghost.
– Why did you even count... That was rethorical ! Ugh, forget it. If I see you close to these drawers again, I will call en exorcist to kick you out !
The threat had the expected effect. Charles lowered his head, I could see his transparent shoulders stooping. Seeing him like this almost made me apologize. But my therapist told me I should set boundaries with my boyfriend. She doesn't know he's a ghost, obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be making pudding in my kitchen, but in a psych ward!
I finished cooking, still feeling torn between my irritation and my guilt. As per usual when I feel this way, guilt won. I sighed loudly.
– Charles...
– Yes my darling ?
I jumped at the sound of his voice.
– For goodness sake, please use the doors !
– Sorry... Said his head protruding from the wall.
He then proceeded to walk through it and stand near me. I sighed. Again.
– I am sorry for shouting at you. It's just that the noise is sometimes too much for me to handle, I explained.
– I'm sorry I didn't listen to you when you told me it was too much, replied Charles softly. I'll be better from now on.
A smile softened my expression.
– Thank you.
– You're welcome!
The ghost smiled, that smile I adored, and then proceeded to walk through the wall again.
– The door, Charles ! I shouted, massaging my temples.
I heard a faint "sorry" followed by a giggle. He's damn lucky I love him so much..
Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
If you are currently sitting or laying down this moment ask yourself if you are resting or rotting. Change your behavior accordingly
There is no romance in decay when the decaying is easy
You are naught but pawns in my game
I hope some of y'all take this as a sign to rest intentionally too.
if you're "resting" but thinking of all the things you have to do, that's not resting, that's rotting. Even if you haven't done anything all day, give yourself some time to rest and truly relax. When you let yourself relax guilt free, you actually regain energy for your responsibilities.
this post has helped me a number of times since I first saw it. I have realized I was rotting instead of resting, and depending on the circumstance, got up to do something, or settled more comfortably to actually rest.
Thank you.
Can we consider how many people Toph caused internal bleeding and broken bones?
oh honey they are fully dead
No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.
oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder
Oregon Red-spotted Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis concinnus), family Colubridae, Oregon, USA
photograph by Casey Lazik
I know i come here a lot for birds but any birds doing the splits, like between reeds and grass and stuff? They're the silliest genre of bird i can think of
Well, honestly, there's one bird specifically that comes to mind...
Bearded Reedling aka Bearded Tit (Panurus biarmicus), family Panuridae, order Passeriformes, Ouse Fen, UK
photograph by Liam McDowell
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Hi there ! Damn it's been a while since I went there 😱 Well I'm trying to get back, so here's a little draft I thought about just now. If it's welcomed, maybe I'll continue it ! Anyway, enjoy ❤️
@captainmagpie-risha @madluluwriting if you want to read it 🥰
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– Could you please stop using the pots and pans to wake me up every morning ? I barked as I went down the stairs.
I tied my bathrobe around my waist, followed by the amused voice of Charles.
– But they're so pantastic to wake you up !
– Ugh, and quit it with the puns too... I muttered.
I entered the kitchen as irritated as every morning, but was welcomed by the delightful scent of freshly brewed coffee. A pot was set on the counter next to my favourite mug, the one with stars and moons that said "Girl boss" in cursive black letters.
– Did you...
– I did, said proudly the man of my life.
– I would kiss you if I could.
Yeah, hi. My name is Tabitha, and I live not-alone with my companion, Charles. The problem is, Charles is a ghost. Handsome, funny, annoying and, well, dead. He's quite literally my boo.
photography by @runaround_hound!
@s4bert00th @captainmagpie-risha good boys for u ❤️
WIP Wednesday (+ last line written)
Tagged as always by @sugar-peanut-cat ! Here some late WIPs for the @dragonagekissweek #6 Battlefield, featuring Aodren (rogue non Inquisitor Lavellan) & Dorian, and Ennera (mage Inquisitor Lavellan) & Cullen.
(i didn't remember how to draw the rogue Inquisition armor soooo well, later)(+ she's suffering a concussion, if you want to know)
Wanted to make a contribution, however small :)
Last line under the cut (EN & FR versions, etcetc) as a bonus :
what I think will happen if I message my mutuals
the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of
To be loved is to be changed
Nature really went off with sperm whales. A 70-ton predator with teeth the size of a banana but it only eats squishy prey that it doesn’t even chew, it just schlorps them down whole like a vacuum cleaner. Big giant fat head full of goop. Tiniest fins in the world. Strong enough to smash a ship to pieces and smart enough to figure out how to do so but its first line of defense is just to shit everywhere. Possibly the most complex language in the animal kingdom and it creates sounds by blowing air through its internal right nostril (it uses the left one to breathe) into its giant fat head. It’s the loudest animal on the planet and might have the capability to create a beam of sound so loud it can shake your organs apart but they don’t seem to use that to hunt or fight. They’re highly flammable. We used them to make candles.
Any tips for not falling into permanent despair?
I suppose remembering that there is no greater act of defiance that living a full life
Made a wallpaper of this (pastel and bright version!)
Oh this is sick, I like it