Sabelim @sabelim - Tumblr Blog

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

abdalsalam2000

The Madeleine ship set sail from Europe to Gaza, attempting to break the blockade. Swedish activist Greta Thunberg was on board. They set sail hoping to achieve even a little help for us, but unfortunately, the Nazi Zionist army kidnapped them from the territorial waters adjacent to the shores of Gaza. They will be handed over to the Israeli police immediately after their arrival, and they will be taken out and returned via Ben Gurion Airport to their countries. Their efforts will be in vain, and this will be met with silence and great international inaction, as every time.

abdalsalam2000

If you have read the article and heard what the activist Greta Thunberg said, you will know how terrible this occupation is that prevents us from eating and drinking. We are dying of hunger, without exaggeration. We are really dying. We stay all day on lentil soup, and we often go two days without eating a meal that includes bread. Imagine that you are going through such a situation. How would you feel? I am here today to ask you to help me, even a little. Donate to me so that I can buy flour and eat bread, knowing that the price of a 50-kilo bag of flour has exceeded 1,500 euros. We are a family of 8 people and we need to stay alive by eating even one meal a day. Please help me and donate to me.

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socalgal

Please participate and donate to Nader and his family so that they can provide a bag of flour. The price of a bag is 1500 euros. Please donate. Every donation makes a big contribution.

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

afro-elf

please share 💕💕💕

kushblazer666

lastvalyrian

insanely good takes from @sixamese-simblr that shouldn't be hidden in the reply

never-obsolete

Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

foone

Why do the computer and printer have a complicated relationship

mel-155-a

Because they have a third in the relationship that isn't pictured here. Their name is Printer Protocols and they routinely show up drunk, high, and sobbing incoherently for no apparent reason.

nameless-sdk

theswisscheeserag

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

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crowisgone-deactivated20230422

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

trickstertime

hahaimdrowning

Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

wolfertinger666

i feel like if we stopped forcing such a strict gender binary for both cis and trans people we would all be free and happy

wolfertinger666

i feel like people should be allowed to play around with their gender and how they dress themselves

i feel like people should be allowed to celebrate their bodies no matter what they do, gender affirming surgery/hormones or not!

i want people to freely express themselves without worrying about offending the stupid western gender rules and binary lol

wolfertinger666

but anyway:

this is a massive shout out to Butch/masc transfems and trans women

and femme transmascs and trans men

applebugg

Three young barn owls standing in the stone quatrefoil of Christ Church, Fulmodeston.

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nudityandnerdery

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

senatortedcruz

This had me audibly cackling in the office

cognitohazardous

blackheart-biohazards

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

dovesndecay

mxjackparker

Begging some of you to lie more when faced with people who have power over you, who are creating barriers between you and things you need.

Something's wrong with your body, but your doctor won't take it seriously? Exaggerate your loss of function and the severity of the problem.

Gender therapist asks about dysphoria in childhood, when deciding whether to refer you for HRT, but you conformed strongly or experienced low/no dysphoria then? You tell them you played with trucks/dolls (whichever is NOT stereotypical for your agab), begged for clothing associated with your gender, and have always been dysphoric.

Job asks if you have reliable transportation to work, or an employer outright asks if you have a car, and you actually have to rely on the bus? You say yes! As long as you show up, it won't be a problem.

Landlord says no pets, and you can't find a home to move into that will take your cat? Say you don't have one, have a friend house your pet for move-in day, and collect your cat and make arrangements if the landlord is ever planning to stop by.

Lying is one of your strongest tools to protect yourself from authority figures making your life more difficult.