Live together, die alone

Sabrina. 27. North America. Empath. ENTJ. 🚑💁🏻‍♀️👑

[lesbiancloudtail]

me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[lsleofskye]

Azul turquesa

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[badjokesbyjeff]

I’m Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

[hopefulmisanthrope]

Obviously don’t tell me what they are, but do you like your first, middle, and last names?

[zaynfag]

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

[69shadesofgray]

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers

[nonstopsmile]

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

I was v confused when they smushed the leaves, but then about halfway thru the q tips it started coming back together

[son-neko]

Witchcraft…

[shittymoviedetails]

Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

[orgyporgy]

The movie establishes that the phone lines to the house are down, that’s also why nobody is able to call Kevin at home. The movie also establishes that all of his neighbors are out of town which is why he couldn’t borrow their phones. The movie ALSO BEGINS by introducing the main antagonist as a “police officer” which is why Kevin doesn’t trust the cops. I’m so tired of the ignorance. The slander.

[foxyclock]

FINALLY we’ve reached the time of year for home alone discourse

[hypokeimena]

#he did what he needed to do to survive. then he did a bunch of other stuff he felt like doing (via @hotcrossedfangs) 

[christopher-bryant]

home alone is just die hard for kids

[ferricadooza]

y'all (if you could) do me a favor and please tag this with your sign and how potent your need to be right about everything is

[podencos]

[killowave]

[chris-evans]

          🎁☃️❄️🎄HAPPY HOLIDAYS  🎄❄️☃️🎁

[catscoffeeandcynicism]

[crimsonbehelit-deactivated20151]

[florencelovesyou-deactivated201]

why is this so funny 

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[madz-the-3rd]

[gothicprep]

this is a sadder and shorter story than the hemingway thing abt baby shoes

[swooood-dooooood]