[brotherluv]

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

[beastsoulart]

The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤

Monster X Human

[slcpunkmoved]

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

[longhorned]

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

[slcpunkmoved]

a class on what

[ribbondear]

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

[weepyemperor]

Its not fun and cute to be Me anymore. It's not cool and zany to be Me anymore. It's hard now

[stlamb]

can something good and pleasant happen to me now please

[stlamb]

i am actually getting delirious like please

[disgustinggf]

[laneynoir]

Fixed it.

[limitedfucks]

GUARDS!! console me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

im having the kind of fun where its not entertaining or cool or pleasant or fun

[probuccalfat]

third base is letting you watch as i get so stressed i start hitting my head with a hairbrush and wailing

[kosmogrl]

[loveridden1999]

[cilantrhoes]

[cometcrystal]

[kosmogrl]

[anxeious]

[piendish]

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place