[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[kitty]

[hype]

hype

[minfonica]

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[hairybabie-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

[eljardineroguapo420]

[citizen-zero]

[goodboydeathsquad]

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

[welter-and-waste]

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

[welter-and-waste]

[medranochav]

to focus in moments of crisis is a trauma response

[sss]

[vanillagloss]

[gluten-free-pussy]

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

[gluten-free-pussy]

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

[inuzukahana-deactivated20210106]

[friendsterfriday]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

[octolinglesbian-deactivated2019]

[anxietyproblem]

[mutablerising]

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

delete this immediately 

[timbllr]