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hi im Janelle im 20 and I'm fucking hilarious

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[shitpost-senpai]

When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

ok get this

i still think its possible that rose quartz is pink diamond

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

allow me to (drunkenly) explain

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

trying to be gay and watch the news at the same time

[davidgouldthorpe-blog]

I’m sorry but I won’t be able to take Ready Player One seriously. We’re supposed to believe a worldwide online forum where you can be anyone and anything would look like this

when in real life the concept has turned out far more like

[tabularojo]

VR Chat has honestly destroyed Ready Player One

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

IM SCREAMING

[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[lesbianakaashi]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

last night i had a dream where i died and went to heaven and i was sat in a room with my mother, and it turns out i had life stats. one of the stats was ‘times you sexually thought about vore’ and it said ‘73 times’ and my mother asked what vore was and an angel explained and my mother looked at me, shook her head, and walked out the room

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

apparently so but apparently god kinkshames you by telling your family in front of you

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

this is not a post i want to be reminded of 

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[max-thebrownhairlesbian]

me: *getting ready to sleep*

the demons in my head: cat.(ding ) I’m a kitty cat. and I dance dance dance.

me: what year am I in

[shadowdragonia]

[nerdgul]

This meme is so ancient most ppl who rebloged this prolly dont even know the video jingle this came from.

12 years. This meme is 12 years old

[ryrythescienceguy]

according to know your meme it’s actually 14 years old. as of today, coincidentally. happy birthday kitty cat dance thank you for your contribution to meme history

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

the gay experience is total and utter hatred of our physical appearance & then two seconds later complete narcissism and autoeroticism

[gabbey-road]

Not gay but I relate to this

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

[chauncy42]

[weirdmageddon]

why does palkia say it like that

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[lovingrot]

Let Him In He Just Wants To

Fuck

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg