cryptid

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[troywagner]

How did you find out you were bi

They sent me a notice in the mail

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[memedokies]

dawg

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[giliszta]

I'm forever a defender of scary languages. The more it terrifies the average English speaker the better.

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[lolastung]

DEGRASSI: THE NEXT GENERATION 4.19, “Moonlight Desires”

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[sirlonius]

I just tend my garden (this tumblr) and mind my business.