Sämjuhl @saemjuhl - Tumblr Blog

beardedmrbean

saemjuhl

moleshow

alanshemper

*gets closer*

saemjuhl

@identifying-birds-in-postss

languageoclock

everyone so busy arguing abt how to conjugate “yeet” in german while completely ignoring the fact that the very concept simply cannot exist in germany. if a bitch empty… you take her to the pfandautomat

afreemanlearns

saemjuhl

Calm down, jeez

#art

innerchildabortionclinic

that one quote from the movie "the social network"

saemjuhl

"hello, it's me, John Social! Welcome to my Network"

buddivorce

The German word for dragonfly is "Libelle"

So whenever I read or hear about blood libel, I think about a cute vampiric dragonfly, which is way nicer than what it actually means.

Woollier-than-thou-mammoth 🦣

queermasculine

love it when butch lesbians go by traditionally masculine names. i dont mean the sort of neutral sounding names that feel like they could go either way, like kai or chris (though that’s hot too) i mean shit like like roger or jeremiah or whatever. uncle names. nothing sexier than lesbian called patrick. the g in gf? that stands for george

#funny because Kai in Germany is such a guy's name

kingscythe

“der dativ ist dem genetiv sein tod” und ich bin des genetivs Hofnekromant

Hay Tumblr, so, is this horse hot?

Looking for feedback while in the sketching phase of this.

#horse #artist #sketch #sfw furry #feedback

team-trash-panda

"erfahre mehr über"

Nein. Einfach nein. Ich will nicht mehr erfahren. Ich erfahre genug. Es wiederfährt mir auch genug. Weniger erfahren wäre nice. "Schau in deine E-Mails" Junge schau in den Wald, in dem ich verschwinde wenn ich noch eine beschissene Mail kriege weil ich irgendwo einen verkackten Account eröffnen soll.