Know it’s a bit late for golden saucer posting, but I’m replaying Rebirth and I’m just about at the saucer, and I think I remember Chadley coming to say hi if everyone in your party hates you? So, out of curiosity, what would a “date” with Chadley at the golden saucer look like
*Cloud and Chadley are riding the gondola together*
Cloud: Thanks for coming with me. You really didn’t have to, you know.
Chadley: It’s the least I could do as thanks for all your help gathering world intel! Plus, I completely understand why you were abandoned by literally everyone else in the party. Your personality is aggressively off-putting, you have the emotional range of a disgruntled cactuar, and the conversational skills of a brick.
Chadley: Plus, there’s your complete inability to read social cues! Such as obvious, clear-as-day flirting from not only Tifa, but also Aerith. Two attractive young women who you were unable to court.
Chadley: And there’s your deeply concerning habit of responding to emotional vulnerability with either complete silence or a grunt. And how could we forget your bizarre insistence on being mysterious and brooding when literally no one asked you to be.
Cloud: Can we get off this ride??
Chadley: We’re suspended 200 feet in the air, Cloud. We have seven more minutes.
Chadley: I’ve been tracking your friendship metrics across all party members and I have to say, your approval ratings are fascinatingly low. Would you like to see the graph?
Chadley: Statistically speaking, that would only make your approval ratings worse. The party would see it as overdramatic and attention-seeking.
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